dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstracted

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting

"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010

dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.

At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.

by Carlbud September 1, 2013

dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016

dickstracted

The inability to concentrate or focus due to being in the proximity of good dick.

Amy was completely dickstracted from her homework while Jason was in the shower.

by Bobhope808 December 13, 2020

dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick

man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting

by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009

Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008