Fundillo

In Mexico and parts of central America, this word is used to describe the booty. Some say ass, behind, butt, gluteus maximums or big cheeks. In Spanish el fundillo es unas nalgas, culo, pompis, or cola.
That girl just showed me that fundillo, I saw red panties.
by joshwua915 November 26, 2014
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Pornaddict

A person who is very addicted to pornography.
Steve: Every day of the hour I like to watch my porno online, wether it's on my iPhone or game console. I also I like to spend money on CDs and DVDs from the porn store.

Josh: You are such a pornaddict.
by joshwua915 October 11, 2011
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Testiculitis

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis
by joshwua915 November 29, 2016
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MovieBoxPro

The best place to watch free movies, tv shows, and streamed shows. Basically it’s the new age black box where you get Netflix, Disney+, Hulu+, Amazon+, hbomax, and so on content for free in just one app. If you wish to watch HD content just pay extra which is cheap a year.

SHHH it’s a secret so I didn’t tell you anything lol. No jailbreak or rooting needed.
Gosh all these streaming services are gonna drain me bankrupt! But wait there’s MovieBoxPro where everything is free!
by joshwua915 January 10, 2021
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Ghetto Tamale

Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.

Ingredients:

-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.

-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork

Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.

Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.

Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?

Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
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Textually Addict

A person who is very addicted to texting, tweeting or chatting on a mobile device.
Josh: I just saw your closing bill for this month, and you used 10990 messages and 2013 picture messages.

Priscilla: Its because this is not a smart phone, so I use services thru text.

Josh: You are a textually addict.
by joshwua915 October 21, 2011
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Coño Carajo

To a person from central America it usually means, Fucken Shit! Or Fucken dammit.
Spanish: Coño carajo, se me olvido apagar los frijoles de la estufa.

English: Fucken Dammit, I forgot to turn off the beans from the stove.
by joshwua915 October 11, 2011
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