Definitions by joshwua915
Pacuso
It’s a term used by Hispanics and Latinos combining 3 words and using the first 2 letters together. Patas or Panocha (Feet or Pussy), Culo (Ass), Sobaco (Armpits) like Pa-Cu-So.
Ralph: bro when was the last time you showered! You smell like big time Pacuso!
Juan: hmm I think a week ago, but I didn’t think it was noticeable.
Becky: Hey Alexa are you sure you showered, you clearly still smell like Pacuso.
Alexa: Yea I did but my vag is really sensitive right now from last nights sex with my boyfriend so I didn’t wash down there.
Juan: hmm I think a week ago, but I didn’t think it was noticeable.
Becky: Hey Alexa are you sure you showered, you clearly still smell like Pacuso.
Alexa: Yea I did but my vag is really sensitive right now from last nights sex with my boyfriend so I didn’t wash down there.
Pacuso by joshwua915 June 19, 2022
Mojon
Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.
Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.
Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.
Mojon by joshwua915 April 27, 2022
Sweater Meat
Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!
Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.
Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.
Sweater Meat by joshwua915 March 30, 2022
Ghetto Tamale
Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
Ghetto Tamale by joshwua915 May 11, 2021
Chichero
Ramon: Hey dude your girl some big chichis! You so lucky to have those big chichotas in your face!
Josh: Yea man but the only thing that sucks is buying those big Chicheros (Bras) for her she uses those huge DD cups.
Josh: Yea man but the only thing that sucks is buying those big Chicheros (Bras) for her she uses those huge DD cups.
Chichero by joshwua915 May 10, 2021
El Jazzy Chavo
One of the best underground hip hop producers who makes mellow beats with a Jazzy twist. It’s a must to hear him.
Earl: Hey you got some really chill beats right there! Who’s that by any chance? You getting a 5 star rating from me.
Uber Driver: Oh that’s some hip hop producer called El Jazzy Chavo. I play his beats all the time as I drive. Glad you like it my friend.
Uber Driver: Oh that’s some hip hop producer called El Jazzy Chavo. I play his beats all the time as I drive. Glad you like it my friend.
El Jazzy Chavo by joshwua915 May 10, 2021
MovieBoxPro
The best place to watch free movies, tv shows, and streamed shows. Basically it’s the new age black box where you get Netflix, Disney+, Hulu+, Amazon+, hbomax, and so on content for free in just one app. If you wish to watch HD content just pay extra which is cheap a year.
SHHH it’s a secret so I didn’t tell you anything lol. No jailbreak or rooting needed.
SHHH it’s a secret so I didn’t tell you anything lol. No jailbreak or rooting needed.
Gosh all these streaming services are gonna drain me bankrupt! But wait there’s MovieBoxPro where everything is free!
MovieBoxPro by joshwua915 January 9, 2021