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A beautiful girl that you can trust with your life and a great girlfriend or wife she will love you and don’t mess with a Tissa they will kick your butt Tissa is a beautiful Iranian girl
Oh my god you know a Tissa your so lucky
tissa by Puppy13 November 26, 2017
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Tissemands dappe 

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.
Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??
Tissemands dappe by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

titty tisses 

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.
{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!
titty tisses by Telephony October 3, 2014
A word used mostly in northern Norway to define a small penis. The word do not directly mean small penis, but it's a cuddle name for the word ''kuk'' or 'pikk'' witch are two words that are as tough and handsome as a canadian lumberjack.
Guy1: hei se tisseluren min! = Hey look at my tisselur!
Guy2: Fan du e næsti! se på kuken min i stedenfor! = oh your gross! Look at my kuk instead!
Tisselur by Mr. tisselur September 29, 2011

Tissemand 

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man
Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.
Tissemand by Buggez June 5, 2010

BRO TISSERIE 

a devils threesome in which the girl covers herself with barbeque sauce and one guy hits the girl from behind and the other does her in the mouth as they suspend her, slowly turning her in the fashion a pig does on a rotisserie.
Connor, you missed it man. Me and Takeo totally gave that chick a horrible Bro tisserie! We slow roasted her all night long
BRO TISSERIE by Takebro and Yooks February 20, 2011
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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