Tissemand 

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man

Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.

Tissemand by Buggez June 5, 2010

stenhård tissemand 

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten

SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu

stenhård tissemand by voix January 14, 2016

Tissemands dappe 

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.

Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??

Tissemands dappe by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

tissefant 

ein tisseliss som tisser ut gult vann som også smaker godt! kos deg:) det kan også bli brukt som ein roast

du er en tissefant! din tiss

tissefant by targeit September 21, 2020

tossamander 

A tossamander is an amphibian that is willing to toss your salad.

"Man, that tossamander really licked my butthole clean!"

tossamander by Petra Core January 12, 2006

Tissefant 

A word used in Norway to describe a cock. It is used by small children to send dickpicks.

Infant 1: Hey, I sendt a picture of my tissefant to sara
Infant 2: Good man, did she send anything back?

Tissefant by SuperHeroFornicater February 13, 2017

Tissemaned

when someone puts a penis as your wallpaper

A: Why is Kenneth screaming?

B: I think he just got tissemaned!
A: Ohh... Someone put a penis as his wallpaper?
B: Yeahhh... But he likes it
A: I know! Kenneth just LOVE penis
B: In his butthole?
A: WOW dude.. thats a little too far, but yes!

Tissemaned by The Champ! May 21, 2011