A beautiful girl that you can trust with your life and a great girlfriend or wife she will love you and don’t mess with a Tissa they will kick your butt Tissa is a beautiful Iranian girl
A young male youtuber who goes by the pseudonym of Master Tissa who uploads such bangers such as Tis Gaming Show - Lego Star Wars Walkthrough. He also participated in the dance The Pied Piper in his extra small ballet costume that had to be specially made.
ashley tisdale a slut who became a slut, then slept with danny stone by slipping her glossed lips down on him for a blow job somewhere in a las vegas hotel that only the media would know about. lets not forget to mention the fact that they can be found having sex every time they meet up.
she can act a little but the bitch is a slut.
just because you have the power to make the main role for scary movie 5, does not change your reputation with danny stone.
you met him at a masseuse palace? you don't say?! yet giving kids another reason to watch disney channel. tisdale and stone is the name of the pornos they make.
n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.
Kind of girl that comes into your life when you least expect it. When she does though it will change you forever. It's almost as if God put her into your life when you needed her the most. She's everything you once were, everything you could've been, and everything you can become. She's very smart, funny, and sweet. Before a Tessa can get close to you she'll have to know you pretty well. Being around her has a sort of therapeutic effect. If you ever meet one, NEVER leave her....ever.
Hypothetical John Doe: I can't stop thinking about this Tessa girl. I've never met anyone as unforgettable as her.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!