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A sweet and quiet guy that you’ve known forever and would think to be timid and shy that turns out to be the best dickin’ you’ve ever had...
My week was horrible until I got to see Craig. That boy knows his way around a woman....
by NurseAngela January 26, 2019
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A mischievous and very open person. He is not afraid to speak about his opinions and morals. You will always enjoy a time with a Craig around. A Craig is also generally athletic, hardworking and many ladies even view him as handsome.
How the heck did Craig do that?
by Geborene konig November 24, 2018
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Craig is one of the best people you'll ever meet in your life. Craig is the type of person you want in your life he's thoughtful, kind, smart, athletic, sexy, super sexy, strong, independent, sympathetic, funny just an all around bad ass mother fucker. As a friend, Craig will always have your back no matter what the situation is, he's there for you whenever you need him he's the type of person to put his loved ones before himself no matter what. He's a great kisser and even a better lover in the sheets... no joke at all I kid you not you'll never find anyone better... he'll be the guy to take your breath away without even trying his love is ever ending, when he says he loves you he literally means to death do us part. His looks are everything a woman wants not too tall not too short just right! usually, Craigs has nice brown hair with a pointy nose don't know why but that's the way it goes but damn do they ever have a killer body, your mouth will water every time he takes his clothes off. For some weird reason, they have this obnoxious laugh that's so loud that you end up laughing at his laugh rather than the joke he told
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Britney: Man oh man, Emily's so lucky look how Craig treats her she doesn't deserve him
Alice: He buys her whatever she wants and He's hot i wish Jacob was more like Craig
Britney: Uhh what I'd do to that boy, she's so lucky to be dating him she doesn't even know

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Emma: omg
Olivia: what!?
Emma: I had sex with #Craig last night
Olivia: omfg no way you're so lucky is it as magical as they say it is?
Emma: you wouldn't believe me if I told you this guy is a sex goddess! so passionate so loving omg I hope I marry him he's such a #DILF

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Sadie: Omg look at him he's such a Craig
Jen: I know look at his body with his brown hair and his kissable lips FUCK ME JUST SIT ON MY FACE ALREADY!
Sadie: Uhhh I'd do anything to call him mine
Jen: Whoever his girlfriend is shes, one lucky lady uhhh i hope she's stupid enough to think there's something better so i can swoop him off his feet
Sadie: What the heck Jen! i called dibs!
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HANDSOME! .. Also meaning rock similar to pebbles ... A male penguin offers a female penguin a pebble if she accepts it they become partners ... find yourself a craig who will give you a pebble!!
Look at craig, he's the most handsomest hooooman!
by PenguinPebble June 05, 2019
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A handsome man who will go to the ends of the earth for someone else and don't usually expect anything in return. He's a perfect sensitive guy, but covers that up with his strong physicality and mentality. He is highly intelligent and multi talented which you’ll only know once you get to know him as he’s incredibly humble. Be warned: Craigs’ are exceedingly stubborn.
This stain is as stubborn as a Craig!
by Miss P. Ness January 21, 2019
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The most perfect human in all of humanity. Very athletic and smart. They are truly flawless when it comes to looks. Usually, Craig's have dark hair and are very tall.
Oh my gosh look it's Craig

FOR REAL??? Where!!!!??
by helloitsyofavegirl December 02, 2014
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