tissekone
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tissekone
The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.
Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife
Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife
Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG
tissekone by DaDanishDictionary September 7, 2017
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Tissekone
"Tissekone" comes from an old, rural Danish tradition, in which a man, on the morning after his wedding night, would have his penis held and wiped off by the oldest virgin in the village, while and after taking his morning piss. This task obviously wasn't very attractive, so even today the word carries some slightly negative connotations. The English word "tissue" is derived from this practice.
Tissemaned
A: Why is Kenneth screaming?
B: I think he just got tissemaned!
A: Ohh... Someone put a penis as his wallpaper?
B: Yeahhh... But he likes it
A: I know! Kenneth just LOVE penis
B: In his butthole?
A: WOW dude.. thats a little too far, but yes!
B: I think he just got tissemaned!
A: Ohh... Someone put a penis as his wallpaper?
B: Yeahhh... But he likes it
A: I know! Kenneth just LOVE penis
B: In his butthole?
A: WOW dude.. thats a little too far, but yes!
Tissemaned by The Champ! May 21, 2011
church hurt
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Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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