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Tissefant 

A word used in Norway to describe a cock. It is used by small children to send dickpicks.
Infant 1: Hey, I sendt a picture of my tissefant to sara
Infant 2: Good man, did she send anything back?
Tissefant by SuperHeroFornicater February 13, 2017

tissefant 

tissefant is a word that you use when you get mad, you can also say to youre friends that they are a tissefant and then they is getting mad at you:)
wassup G, you smell like a tissefant
tissefant by T O B I May 22, 2021

Tissemands dappe 

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.
Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??
Tissemands dappe by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

Tissemand 

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man
Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.
Tissemand by Buggez June 5, 2010

stenhård tissemand 

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten
SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu
stenhård tissemand by voix January 14, 2016

Tisshant 

A crippled kid with no heart he sold his soul to the boongs next door and now is a permanent boong
Tisshant has been sniffing petrol ever since that one dardy orse down the road made him a boong
Tisshant by That Niggar August 24, 2019
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