kuk

Swedish and Norwegian slang meaning dick.

by meatie March 14, 2003

kuk

when you like seeing your partner sleeping with another person

you are such a kuk

by your boi billy June 11, 2018

kuk

its a very sexi dick thats really big.

Purri: How long is your kuk?
Julle: 2 Centemeters!
Purri: LOLXD GAY LOARD 27.

by macoj January 14, 2019

kuk

South African slang for "shit".

Jy is vol kuk!

You are full of shit, man!

by G-mann September 26, 2005

kuk

The intangible essence of a individual or object that makes it positive or negative depending on the situation. There is many varieties of kuk, usually depending on the level of moisture it maintains.

"I'm wet like kuk"

by Race Bannon Jr June 22, 2009

kuk

noun - archaic
A young and/or inexperienced surfer.

Pronounced kook

synonyms: gremmie

That little kuk just dropped in on me.

by jim bitchen July 24, 2008

kuk

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink

"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu

by stuart March 03, 2005