As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toastingthe pope....!'
When a guy's penis moves really fast inside a girls pussy causing her to scream really loud!
Chad and Kiersten were goofing off at kmart and saw a Mattress display Chad threw Kiersten on the bed ripped off her clothes and started Thrusting her in the middle of the store.
BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!
(talking on the phone)
Joe: Hey, how's it going Jane?
Jane: We--ey--fa--sh--ta--
Joe: Whoa, Jane, I can't understand a word you're saying. You're strobe throating like crazy.