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Distinguished 

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.
Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.
Distinguished by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.
She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.
Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.
That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.

A Distinguished Gentleman

When you piss from one side of a bed to the complete opposite side of the bed without getting any on the White sheets
Wow have you seen david? He's such a distinguished gentleman!

distinguish 

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.
I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.
distinguish by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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