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Kaylee : Oh Jake are you going to Cum for me?
Scott : Uh my name is Scott!
Kaylee : Oh who give's a fuck who you are just Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : STOP! Who The Fuck Is Lucy?
Scott : She's the first girl I ever Cum for Mmmm! She had long brown hair, blue eyes, puffy breast's, long legs,!
Kaylee : I don't care just fucking Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh! Uhhhhhhhh! Oh Jake HARDER! HARDER!
Chad : O Wow sounds like Jake is about to Cum for some girl named Lucy in the closet!
Steve : O God Damn! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Hey guy's what's going on?
Steve : Jake is in the closet and about to Cum for Lucy!
Kiersten : I Will Fucking Killl Him! MOVE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Kaylee : Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh!
Scott : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oops I Came on the floor!
Kaylee : God Damn't Jake you were supposed to Cum in me!
Kiersten : Wow Jake looks like Scott and Lucy looks like Kaylee!
Chad : Wow Kaylee nice bush!
Steve : Wow Scott nice dick!
Kaylee : Shut the fucking door you perves!
Scott : Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kaylee : Damn't Scott can't you wait to Cum in me?
Steve : Mmmm! CUM!!!! (wink)
Scott : Uh my name is Scott!
Kaylee : Oh who give's a fuck who you are just Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : STOP! Who The Fuck Is Lucy?
Scott : She's the first girl I ever Cum for Mmmm! She had long brown hair, blue eyes, puffy breast's, long legs,!
Kaylee : I don't care just fucking Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh! Uhhhhhhhh! Oh Jake HARDER! HARDER!
Chad : O Wow sounds like Jake is about to Cum for some girl named Lucy in the closet!
Steve : O God Damn! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Hey guy's what's going on?
Steve : Jake is in the closet and about to Cum for Lucy!
Kiersten : I Will Fucking Killl Him! MOVE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Kaylee : Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh!
Scott : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oops I Came on the floor!
Kaylee : God Damn't Jake you were supposed to Cum in me!
Kiersten : Wow Jake looks like Scott and Lucy looks like Kaylee!
Chad : Wow Kaylee nice bush!
Steve : Wow Scott nice dick!
Kaylee : Shut the fucking door you perves!
Scott : Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kaylee : Damn't Scott can't you wait to Cum in me?
Steve : Mmmm! CUM!!!! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 2, 2018
Get the Cum mug.Jake : O Kiersten your hair smells so good and your skin is so soft I could hold you like this forever! (SPLATTT)
Kiersten : JAKE! Did you just Fart?
Jake : Uh yeah I had leftover chili for lunch! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Really your gonna stand here cuddle and talk sweet to me then just blow a Fart?
Jake : Well it's not like I can control it! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : God Damn't go to the fucking bathroom already Jesus Christ!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Steve!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Chad! (SPLATT)
Chad : Steve honey did you just Fart?
Steve : Yeah I had ham & beans for lunch! (SPLATTTTTTTTT) Ohh that was a big one!
Chad : God Damn't Steve Im trying to make out with you here did you have to blow a Fart!
Steve : Oh I can shit myself too AHHHHHHHHHH! Thank god for diapers!
Kiersten : Oh my god what the hell died in here?
Chad : Steve ripped a massive Fart then he shit himself!
Steve : (SPLATTTTTTTTTTTT) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh my god go to the fucking bathroom already!
Steve : Why my diaper isn't full yet!
Chad : Steve honey go change your diaper NOW! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Will someone open a window around here!
Kiersten : JAKE! Did you just Fart?
Jake : Uh yeah I had leftover chili for lunch! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Really your gonna stand here cuddle and talk sweet to me then just blow a Fart?
Jake : Well it's not like I can control it! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : God Damn't go to the fucking bathroom already Jesus Christ!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Steve!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Chad! (SPLATT)
Chad : Steve honey did you just Fart?
Steve : Yeah I had ham & beans for lunch! (SPLATTTTTTTTT) Ohh that was a big one!
Chad : God Damn't Steve Im trying to make out with you here did you have to blow a Fart!
Steve : Oh I can shit myself too AHHHHHHHHHH! Thank god for diapers!
Kiersten : Oh my god what the hell died in here?
Chad : Steve ripped a massive Fart then he shit himself!
Steve : (SPLATTTTTTTTTTTT) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh my god go to the fucking bathroom already!
Steve : Why my diaper isn't full yet!
Chad : Steve honey go change your diaper NOW! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Will someone open a window around here!
by SlopNChop September 16, 2018
Get the Fart mug.Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!
by SlopNChop April 6, 2017
Get the Sasuage mug.Steve : Wow I'm so Horny would you like to have the pleasure of fucking me?
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop February 21, 2017
Get the Horny mug.Kiersten : Hey Chad did you know I can place my legs behind my head!
Chad: Well aren't you just A Flexible girl!
Kiersten : Yeah I used to be a Cheerleader!
Chad : Wow I remember that I liked it when you did the high kicks and I could see your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I bet you were thinking about more than just leg's!
Chad : Yeah like what was in between them!
Kiersten : Yes you and all the other horny guy's at the game!
Chad : But I was the lucky one cause you had Cheer sex with me!
Kiersten : Who's Say's your the only lucky one!
Chad: Well aren't you just A Flexible girl!
Kiersten : Yeah I used to be a Cheerleader!
Chad : Wow I remember that I liked it when you did the high kicks and I could see your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I bet you were thinking about more than just leg's!
Chad : Yeah like what was in between them!
Kiersten : Yes you and all the other horny guy's at the game!
Chad : But I was the lucky one cause you had Cheer sex with me!
Kiersten : Who's Say's your the only lucky one!
by SlopNChop February 13, 2017
Get the Cheerleader mug.Lydia : Hey baby have you seen my Panties?
Tyler : Not since last night when I took them off to sniff your crotch!
Chad : (sniff) (sniff)
Lydia : You Perve Give Me Back My Panties!
Chad : Why Tyler will just take them off again! (sniff)
Lydia : Stop Smelling My Panties And Give Them Back To Me!
Tyler : You know Chad does have A point if would be eaiser to sniff and fuck your pussy without Panties on!
Lydia : (Slap) You lazy bastard I will not go without Panties so you don't have to take them off GEEZE!
Chad : Mmm don't you just love to watch Lydia parade around the house without her Panties on! (sniff)
Tyler : Will you quit smelling your sister's Panties you fuckin perve!
Steve : Hey Chad I borrowed some of Lydia's Panties like how my dick hangs out of them! (wink)
Chad : O God Damn I need to take them off you so I can sniff your crotch!
Lydia : Chad Why In The Fuck Is Your Boyfriend Wearing My Panties!
Chad : Cause we were making out last night and he came in his undies!
Lydia : O MY GOD SO FUCKING GROSS IM MOVING OUT!
Chad : Mmm I do hope she leaves some of her Panties behind! (sniff)
Tyler : Mmm So Do I!
Tyler : Not since last night when I took them off to sniff your crotch!
Chad : (sniff) (sniff)
Lydia : You Perve Give Me Back My Panties!
Chad : Why Tyler will just take them off again! (sniff)
Lydia : Stop Smelling My Panties And Give Them Back To Me!
Tyler : You know Chad does have A point if would be eaiser to sniff and fuck your pussy without Panties on!
Lydia : (Slap) You lazy bastard I will not go without Panties so you don't have to take them off GEEZE!
Chad : Mmm don't you just love to watch Lydia parade around the house without her Panties on! (sniff)
Tyler : Will you quit smelling your sister's Panties you fuckin perve!
Steve : Hey Chad I borrowed some of Lydia's Panties like how my dick hangs out of them! (wink)
Chad : O God Damn I need to take them off you so I can sniff your crotch!
Lydia : Chad Why In The Fuck Is Your Boyfriend Wearing My Panties!
Chad : Cause we were making out last night and he came in his undies!
Lydia : O MY GOD SO FUCKING GROSS IM MOVING OUT!
Chad : Mmm I do hope she leaves some of her Panties behind! (sniff)
Tyler : Mmm So Do I!
by SlopNChop October 28, 2019
Get the Panties mug.Kiersten bent over the sink so Chad could Torpedo her pussy and anus then he gave her a massive creampie and cum facial!
by SlopNChop November 27, 2016
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