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Kiersten : Wow Jake gave me an amazing creampie last night!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!
by SlopNChop June 15, 2018
Get the Cream Sandwich mug.Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.
Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
by SlopNChop September 16, 2017
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Get the Pleasure Point mug.Jenna : Wow this is a really nice Planet Fitness!
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
Get the Pregnant mug.Kiersten : Hey Jake could you buy me a new car with the money you have saved up mine's on the blink?
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!
by SlopNChop September 3, 2017
Get the Fucks mug.Kiersten : Hey Chad will you put some lube on my pussy before you fuck me please!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!
by SlopNChop March 20, 2017
Get the Loogie mug.An excuse for people to skip work and rush to the grocery store to buy unwanted items such as bread milk and eggs
Jamie : Wow did you hear about the Snow Storm this weekend!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!
by SlopNChop January 14, 2019
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