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Strawberry Blonde

A mixed hair color consisting of blonde and red
Chad's Mom : Where is Chad & Lydia at?
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop December 2, 2018
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Penetrate

When a penis is injected into a pussy or Anus and pleasure occurs!
Chad decided to Penetrate Kiersten & Katie while they were laying in bed naked making out .

Jim likes to Penetrate Chad while he's taking a nap!
by SlopNChop December 26, 2016
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Hot Carl

When someone eats a spicy chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr and has the shits for quite some time afterwards!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad : Oh Fuck!!!
Kiersten : Damn't not another Hot Carl!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh the smell get the fuck out!!!!
by SlopNChop January 13, 2017
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Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!
by SlopNChop January 6, 2017
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Sinking Ship

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management
Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!
by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
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Public Blow

When a blowjob is received in a public place or at a public event.
Chad and Kiersten were at the movies watching Sing until it got boring then she gave him a Public Blow!

Chad was shopping for power tools at Menards when he saw Kiersten in the garden supply's he approached her dropped his pant and received a Public Blow!

Chad was checking out smelly stuff at Bath & Body Works and ran into Jim they started talking sexy to each other and the next thing you know he was giving Jim a Public Blow!
by SlopNChop December 30, 2016
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Pink & Juicy

Another way to describe a girls pussy
Chad : Where the hell is Jake my production line is backed up this morning!
Craig : Check the janitor's closet I saw him & Kiersten step in there about 20 minuntes ago!
Chad : I swear to god I will fire them both!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhh! Ahhh! Ehhhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ohh! Pink & Juicy! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Fuck! Get the hell out of here I'm tryin to have an orgasam!
Chad : Mmmmm! If you two want to keep your job you will give me some Pink & Juicy too!
Kiersten : Fine Jake bend over!
by SlopNChop December 7, 2017
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