SlopNChop's definitions

In The Ass

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

by SlopNChop May 14, 2019

Fart Fuck

When two people are having sex and the dick makes a fart sound while it's thursting the pussy or anus!

Kiersten : Oh Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Harder! Harder! Harder! I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Did you just fart?
Chad : No it was just a Fart Fuck no gas was actually released!
Kiersten: Thank god cause that would be gross!

by SlopNChop January 30, 2017

Cum

A sticky goo that squirts out of a guy's penis when he becomes sexually aroused.

Craig : O wow check out Kiersten she's wearing tight gym shorts & a little white tank top today Ahhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! And don't you just love her blue eyes & long blonde hair! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Damn I need to go clean this Cum out of my underwear!
Chad : I think I will go rub Kiersten's shoulders, smell her hair & Cum some more!
Chad : Mmmmm! Ohhh! Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck are you doing?
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Did you just Cum?
Chad : I can't help it your just so gorgeous! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Well just keep your Cum in your pant's umkay!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I could make guy's Cum like that!
Steve : Hey Kaylee! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Wow Kaylee you made Steve Cum!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!

by SlopNChop December 6, 2017

Lesbian

A girl who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other girls.

Bambi : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!

by SlopNChop June 16, 2018

Minimum Wage

The least amount an employer can pay someone for there work

Staci : Thanks for taking me to Red Lobster Mark!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by SlopNChop November 5, 2018

Deep Fuck

When A guy's penis is super hard and he pounds it into a vagina or anus with a extreme force causing the receiver to scream and moan like hell..

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna get physical in your office?
Chad : Sure but if I give you a Deep Fuck the whole store will hear us!
Kiersten : Who care's I'm horny !
Chad : Ok lets fuck!
Kiersten : UH! UH! UH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOh! Oink! Oink !Oink!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Deeper! Deeper! Deeper!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : Hey guys what's all the noise do I need to call 911?
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT YOU MORONE I'm giving Kiersten a Deep Fuck!
Steve : O Wow Can I Watch!
Chad : Close the door and get lost NOW!
Steve : O Ok I'm sorry!
Kiersten : Deep Fuck me again!
Chad : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop March 2, 2017

Pregnant

What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum

Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!

by SlopNChop March 15, 2017