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Making Out

When two people exchange body fluids with there mouth and caress body parts with there hands at the same time.
Kaylee : Where is Kiersten we are super busy and I can't keep up!
Craig : Last time I saw her she was in Chad's office!
Kaylee: Well that's great them two are Making Out and we are stuck here doing all the work!
Kiersten: Hey guys sorry I had to leave it was important!
Craig : Pleasure before work right!
Kiersten : Just trying to keep the boss happy!
Chad : Kaylee will you come to my office please!
Kaylee : Guess it's my turn to make the boss happy!
Kiersten : No there's just a big turd stuck in the toilet and I don't want to mess with it!
Kaylee : You Little Bitch!
Kiersten : Hey Making Out with the boss and sucking his dick does have it's advantages!
by SlopNChop March 10, 2017
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Motherfucker's

A word often used when someone is excited
Steve : Graduation tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
by SlopNChop July 20, 2018
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Bed

A soft box with springs and comfy padding used to rest and have sex on.
Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
mugGet the Bedmug.

cum shots

When cum is shot into a girls pussy mouth or anus.
As Chad fired Cum Shots into Kiersten's soft little pussy he felt like a soldier going into battle!

Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!

Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
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Cum Down

When a guy cum's up and down his partners body after a vigorous fuck!
Chad gave Kiersten an amazing Cum Down after he pounded her pussy then he told Heather to lick her off.
by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
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Fuxedo

An expensive suit of clothes that a guy wears to attract women in the hopes of getting fucked!
Chad showed up to Keirsten's house in his fuxedo and she melted into his arms!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2016
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Virgin

A person who's never had there privates touched in a sexual manor
Kiersten : OOOO! Come on baby make me cum!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
by SlopNChop September 19, 2017
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