Hair Up

When a girl wears her hair up in hopes of giving a guy head!

Craig : Hey check out Kiersten she's Hair Up today!
Chad : Wow my dick's already getting hard! Oh Here She Comes!
Kiersten : Hello Boy's!
Craig : Hey Kiersten we were just talkin about you!
Chad : Yeah and are dicks are full of cum!
Kiersten : We should really do something about that!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmm! Yummy!

by SlopNChop February 01, 2017

Balls

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum

Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!

by SlopNChop April 19, 2018

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Crud Muffin

A large puffy poop turd

Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 30, 2018

Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017

Fart

A nasty smell that's sprayed from the anus

Jake : O Kiersten your hair smells so good and your skin is so soft I could hold you like this forever! (SPLATTT)
Kiersten : JAKE! Did you just Fart?
Jake : Uh yeah I had leftover chili for lunch! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Really your gonna stand here cuddle and talk sweet to me then just blow a Fart?
Jake : Well it's not like I can control it! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : God Damn't go to the fucking bathroom already Jesus Christ!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Steve!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Chad! (SPLATT)
Chad : Steve honey did you just Fart?
Steve : Yeah I had ham & beans for lunch! (SPLATTTTTTTTT) Ohh that was a big one!
Chad : God Damn't Steve Im trying to make out with you here did you have to blow a Fart!
Steve : Oh I can shit myself too AHHHHHHHHHH! Thank god for diapers!
Kiersten : Oh my god what the hell died in here?
Chad : Steve ripped a massive Fart then he shit himself!
Steve : (SPLATTTTTTTTTTTT) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh my god go to the fucking bathroom already!
Steve : Why my diaper isn't full yet!
Chad : Steve honey go change your diaper NOW! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Will someone open a window around here!

by SlopNChop September 16, 2018

Cum

A warm creamy liquid developed in a guy's balls then released through his penis

Kaylee : Oh Jake are you going to Cum for me?
Scott : Uh my name is Scott!
Kaylee : Oh who give's a fuck who you are just Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : STOP! Who The Fuck Is Lucy?
Scott : She's the first girl I ever Cum for Mmmm! She had long brown hair, blue eyes, puffy breast's, long legs,!
Kaylee : I don't care just fucking Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh! Uhhhhhhhh! Oh Jake HARDER! HARDER!
Chad : O Wow sounds like Jake is about to Cum for some girl named Lucy in the closet!
Steve : O God Damn! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Hey guy's what's going on?
Steve : Jake is in the closet and about to Cum for Lucy!
Kiersten : I Will Fucking Killl Him! MOVE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Kaylee : Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh!
Scott : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oops I Came on the floor!
Kaylee : God Damn't Jake you were supposed to Cum in me!
Kiersten : Wow Jake looks like Scott and Lucy looks like Kaylee!
Chad : Wow Kaylee nice bush!
Steve : Wow Scott nice dick!
Kaylee : Shut the fucking door you perves!
Scott : Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kaylee : Damn't Scott can't you wait to Cum in me?
Steve : Mmmm! CUM!!!! (wink)

by SlopNChop October 02, 2018