Motherfucker's

A word often used when someone is excited

Steve : Graduation tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!

by SlopNChop July 21, 2018

naughty body

A girl with silky long hair, nice breast's, firm butt, a cute smile and know's how to please a man in bed.

Chad's wife is homely looking so he fuck's Keirsten cause she has a naughty body!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2016

Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

by SlopNChop December 03, 2018

double stuff

When a guy gives a girl a creampie in her pussy then turn her over and give's her another one in her ass.

Chad gave Keirsten a double stuff last night in her mom's bed!

by SlopNChop April 25, 2016

Fucking

When a man's penis is placed in a woman's vagina and thrusting occurs

Chad : Wow Lydia your bed is so soft!
Lydia : Get Out Of My Bed!
Chad : I can't grandma & grandpa are using mine!
Lydia : It's called A guest bedroom MOVE OUT!
Chad : Oh Lydia your hair is so soft & smells so good! Ahhhh!
Lydia : Leave me alone!
Chad : Wow do you always sleep naked! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Get You Cock Off My Leg!
Chad : Right it needs to be between you legs! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Lydia : QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandma : How's my grandkids doing! OH MY GOD THERE FUCKING!
Grandpa : O God Damn! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Grandma : Chad Quit Fucking Your Sister Right Now!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma : And you quit jacking off or there will be no Fucking tonight!
Grandpa : Oh Shit's!
Chad : Uh there will be no old people Fucking in my bed umkay!
Lydia : MOVE OUT AND QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Grandma : That's It There Will Be No Fucking Tonight!
Grandpa : Oh well I guess i'll be Fucking Chad's Ass! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Shit's!

by SlopNChop August 22, 2019

lock

A persons long beautiful silky hair usually it can be used as a sexual stimulant!

As Chad was fucking Keirsten from behind her sexy blonde locks brushed his face and made his boner harder and harder!

by SlopNChop May 17, 2016

Get A Room

When PDA becomes annoying to the public

Kiersten : Oh Jake you shouldn't fondle me were at work!
Jake : I don't care your hair is so silky and your skin is so soft I just can't keep my hands off you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Baby!
Kaylee : Oh Geeze Get A Room!
Chad: Damn Jake and Kiersten are getting fresh time to yank the old sasuage!
Steve : Oh Chad your cock is so large I just wanna grab it!
Chad: Get lost perve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ! Ah! Don't Stop SUCK IT HARDER! HARDER!
Kaylee : Oh God Damn! For Christ Sake GET A ROOM!

Steve : MMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! La! La! La!
Kaylee : Fuck I hate my job!

by SlopNChop October 07, 2017