SlopNChop's definitions

Fart

A nasty smell that's sprayed from the anus

Jake : O Kiersten your hair smells so good and your skin is so soft I could hold you like this forever! (SPLATTT)
Kiersten : JAKE! Did you just Fart?
Jake : Uh yeah I had leftover chili for lunch! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Really your gonna stand here cuddle and talk sweet to me then just blow a Fart?
Jake : Well it's not like I can control it! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : God Damn't go to the fucking bathroom already Jesus Christ!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Steve!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Chad! (SPLATT)
Chad : Steve honey did you just Fart?
Steve : Yeah I had ham & beans for lunch! (SPLATTTTTTTTT) Ohh that was a big one!
Chad : God Damn't Steve Im trying to make out with you here did you have to blow a Fart!
Steve : Oh I can shit myself too AHHHHHHHHHH! Thank god for diapers!
Kiersten : Oh my god what the hell died in here?
Chad : Steve ripped a massive Fart then he shit himself!
Steve : (SPLATTTTTTTTTTTT) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh my god go to the fucking bathroom already!
Steve : Why my diaper isn't full yet!
Chad : Steve honey go change your diaper NOW! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Will someone open a window around here!

by SlopNChop September 16, 2018

Lesbian

A girl who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other girls.

Bambi : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!

by SlopNChop June 16, 2018

Lick

A stroke of the tongue

Chad : Wow Michelle your little leg's are so smooth! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you rub them it feels so good!
Chad : Mmm! I love to Lick them too! La! La! La!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late I'll start dinner! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Chad : Mmm! Im Licking Michelle's cute little legs! Ahhh!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my legs? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Uh gross!
Michelle : Yeah go shave your legs so gross!
Chad : Oh Michelle I love your cute little socks they smell so good! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Lick them!
Chad : Mmm! Workout Sweat!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my socks after I workout? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you never workout! (LOL)
Chad : Spread you legs baby Mmm! (LA LA LA)
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you Lick my pussy!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my pussy? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Why don't you go cook me and my guest some dinner and quit you damn crying!
Michelle : Yeah get lost bitch Oh Chad I wanna Lick your dick!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna take you in the bedroom and fuck the shit out of you!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fuck the shit out of me? (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 22, 2018

Crud Muffin

A large puffy poop turd

Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 30, 2018

Sketties

A slang term for the word spaghetti

Kiersten : Last night was so romantic me and Jake had spaghetti then we made love afterwards!
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten why bother eating why not just skip straight to the bed?
Kiersten : You know what Kaylee you need a man to pound your pussy!
Steve : She's right Kaylee me and Chad are so happy together he loves to dump Sketties on my naked body and then eat them off his favorite dish is Sketties and Steve's Balls!
Kaylee : You know how disgusting that sounds why don't you ever Shut The Fuck Up!
Kiersten : He's right Kaylee a man in your life would make you happy!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go dump some Sketties on Steve's Balls and lick them off!
Steve : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : Hope your happy you just made him cum all over the floor!
Steve : Mmmm! Sketties make me cum!

by SlopNChop August 17, 2018

Poop Share

When someone takes a picture of there own shit and text's it to there friends to show it off.

Chad : Hey Craig check out my turd it's a wopper!
Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!

Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!

by SlopNChop November 22, 2016

Torpedo

A fast moving dick that fucks vigorously.

Kiersten bent over the sink so Chad could Torpedo her pussy and anus then he gave her a massive creampie and cum facial!

by SlopNChop November 27, 2016