SlopNChop's definitions

Sleeping With

When two people share a bed to experience sexual positions and cuddle afterwards til morning

Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!

by SlopNChop July 12, 2017

Sloppy Sunday

When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.

Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!

by SlopNChop August 6, 2017

play n fuck

When a guy and girl play with each others body part's and then have a good fuck afterwards.

Chad and Keirsten enjoy there lunch time togerther so they can play n fuck!

by SlopNChop May 29, 2016

Sex Sandwich

When a guy lays between two girls and fucks them the girls are the bread and the guy is the meat and mayonnaise.

Chad was enjoying a Sex Sandwich with Brigit and Maddie until Kiersten walked in and stopped it!

by SlopNChop November 19, 2016

Caress

To gently rub or stroke someone's body in a loving manner

Craig : Wow don't you just love it when Kiersten spreads her legs!
Chad : Damn that Jake is one lucky guy he get's to Caress her pussy, legs & breast's!
Craig : Oh God Damn! I may have to Caress the old sasuage myself!
Chad : Yeah you can Caress mine too if you want!
Craig : Dude That's Sick!
Steve : Hey Chad would you like me to Caress you bologna?
Chad : That would be great cause I'm super hard & don't forget the balls!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! A cum facial!
Chad : Oh Steve let me Caress your face!
Steve : Oh Chad your cum is so amazing!
Craig : I think I'm gonna puke!

by SlopNChop May 8, 2018

Stroke n Suck

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Chips

A salty tasty potato crisp that goes good with any meal

Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?

by SlopNChop August 5, 2017