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A male body part when erected can be placed inside a pussy or asshole to create pleasure for both people involved also used to leak urine from the male body.
Kaylee : So Kiersten how was the vacay?
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
by SlopNChop July 9, 2018
Get the Penis mug.Chad : Damn girl your long blonde Pubes feel oh so good when they brush againist my long hard cock!
Kiersten : And I always enjoy licking your long curly Pubes when I give you a blowjob!
Chad : Thank God For Pubes!
Kiersten: Yes they do make sex more fun!
Chad: Mmmmmmmm Sex!!!
Kiersten : And I always enjoy licking your long curly Pubes when I give you a blowjob!
Chad : Thank God For Pubes!
Kiersten: Yes they do make sex more fun!
Chad: Mmmmmmmm Sex!!!
by SlopNChop January 27, 2017
Get the Pubes mug.A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
by SlopNChop September 6, 2018
Get the Dicks mug.Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?
by SlopNChop August 5, 2017
Get the Chips mug.Sara : Wow Jake last night was amazing your cock is so huge!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
by SlopNChop July 8, 2018
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Get the play n fuck mug.Chad : Wow Lydia your bed is so soft!
Lydia : Get Out Of My Bed!
Chad : I can't grandma & grandpa are using mine!
Lydia : It's called A guest bedroom MOVE OUT!
Chad : Oh Lydia your hair is so soft & smells so good! Ahhhh!
Lydia : Leave me alone!
Chad : Wow do you always sleep naked! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Get You Cock Off My Leg!
Chad : Right it needs to be between you legs! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Lydia : QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandma : How's my grandkids doing! OH MY GOD THERE FUCKING!
Grandpa : O God Damn! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Grandma : Chad Quit Fucking Your Sister Right Now!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma : And you quit jacking off or there will be no Fucking tonight!
Grandpa : Oh Shit's!
Chad : Uh there will be no old people Fucking in my bed umkay!
Lydia : MOVE OUT AND QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Grandma : That's It There Will Be No Fucking Tonight!
Grandpa : Oh well I guess i'll be Fucking Chad's Ass! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
Lydia : Get Out Of My Bed!
Chad : I can't grandma & grandpa are using mine!
Lydia : It's called A guest bedroom MOVE OUT!
Chad : Oh Lydia your hair is so soft & smells so good! Ahhhh!
Lydia : Leave me alone!
Chad : Wow do you always sleep naked! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Get You Cock Off My Leg!
Chad : Right it needs to be between you legs! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Lydia : QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandma : How's my grandkids doing! OH MY GOD THERE FUCKING!
Grandpa : O God Damn! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Grandma : Chad Quit Fucking Your Sister Right Now!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma : And you quit jacking off or there will be no Fucking tonight!
Grandpa : Oh Shit's!
Chad : Uh there will be no old people Fucking in my bed umkay!
Lydia : MOVE OUT AND QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Grandma : That's It There Will Be No Fucking Tonight!
Grandpa : Oh well I guess i'll be Fucking Chad's Ass! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
by SlopNChop August 22, 2019
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