SlopNChop's definitions

creampie

A sticky creamy goo that a guy ejects from his penis after a vigorous fuck!

After Chad pulled his hard dick out of Kiersten's pussy he gave her A Creampie!

by SlopNChop October 24, 2016

Fuck Tool

A guys penis often used to fix a girl with a broken heart or down on her luck

Kiersten : Thanks Brad for fixing my sink sorry I can't pay you right now my boyfriend keeps breaking the bed and shitting on my furniture when we have sex!
Brad : Hey baby don't cry your money is no good with me anyway hey ive got just the tool to fix your problems!
Kiersten : And what might that be!
Brad : It's the most used tool in my collection!
Kiersten : Oh wow that's an amazing Fuck Tool do you think it could fix me?
Brad : Well it's never let me down yet!
Kiersten : Oh Brad! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! AHH! AHH! AHH! BRAD! BRAD BRAD!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jake : Hey what's going on in there!
Kiersten : Oh BRAD! it's so amazing
Brad : Ride em cowgirl!
Kiersten : Yee Haw! Cum for me baby!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : What The Fuck! Brad I know your in there get your Fuck Tool outta my girl!

by SlopNChop September 21, 2017

Hard On

When the penis is aroused and expands to it's full length

Kiersten : Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!

by SlopNChop March 7, 2017

Boob Sex

When a guy rubs his penis on and between a girls breasts then ejaculates on them

Chad : My dick's hard can you please comfort it?
Kiersten : Would you like some Boob Sex my breasts have been lonely as of late thanks to your wife?
Chad : Yes please your breast's are so amazing!

by SlopNChop November 20, 2016

Semen

Man goo released from the penis to create babies

Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!

by SlopNChop November 1, 2017

Family Fux

When family member's are attracted to each other & fuck each other for pleasure!

After Chad's divorce he married Kiersten's mom so they could have a 3 way Family Fux!

Chad likes his cousin Jim's big cock and they occasionally get together for a Family Fux!

by SlopNChop December 25, 2016

Little Shit

A child between the ages of 3 and 17 that's annoying & obnoxious to adult's

Peyton : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Keep your hand's off me you Little Shit!
Chad : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad will you and your Little Shit leave my breast's alone!
Steve : Ohh! Boobies!

Kiersten : Don't even think about it jackass!
Kiersten : Uhh! I wish guy's would stop grabbing my breast's!
Kaylee : Well maybe if you wore a shirt that actually fit you they would not be tempted.
Kiersten : Shut the fuck up Kaylee!

by SlopNChop May 4, 2018