SlopNChop's definitions

Cum

A sticky love juice created in a guys balls and released through his penis when he becomes sexually aroused.

Kiersten : MMM! Uh! Uh! OOOO! Uh! MMMMMM! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jake : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Ok Baby Pull Out!
Jake : Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : OOOOOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Wow looks like I got Cum all over your leg's thighs tummy breast's and clean sheets!
Kiersten : Who Cares FUCK ME AGAIN!
Jake : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop May 30, 2017

Pajama Pants

What overweight food stamp people wear all the time so as they get fatter they expand with them

Chad : Wow look at all the Pajama Pant's in the store today!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding it's disgusting to see them fill there carts with junk food and pass right by the soap isle.
Chad : I know I bet when they have sex it smell's like rotten fish in there bed.
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Pajama Pants!
Chad : Get lost you fat smelly fucker!

by SlopNChop April 22, 2017

Goodnight Dick

When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.

After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!

by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

Pant's

A piece of clothing that covers up the ass leg's and crotch

Brandon : Wow Kiersten you have such a nice ass!
Kiersten : Thanks would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your Pant's seem to be covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh silly me let me take them off!
Brandon : Mmmmm! Your ass is so firm!
Kiersten : Thanks I work out!
Brandon : And you have a nice pussy as well!
Kiersten : Would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your thong is covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh Brandon let me take it off!
Brandon : Uhhh! Uhhh! Ahhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh wow I made Brandon cum in his Pant's!
Kaylee : Kiersten put your Pant's back on!

by SlopNChop January 11, 2018

Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips

A phrase used when someone is overeating

Kiersten : Hey Kaylee wanna go on break?
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by SlopNChop June 2, 2018

Overtime Shit

When someone is working over 40 hours and is trying to milk the clock by sitting in the bathroom texting friends and playing pokemon go on company time!

On Sunday morning Chad was in the middle of a good fuck with his girl Keirsten until he got called into work he was pissed off so he decided to take a 3 hour Overtime Shit to get back at his boss!

by SlopNChop August 28, 2016

Butt Rub

When two hands caress the ass in a back and fourth motion

Chad : Mmm! Wouldn't you just love to give Kiersten A Butt Rub right about now?
Kaylee : Uh No!
Chad : Mmm! I would just like I used to before she dumped me!
Kaylee : Well maybe she wanted a boyfriend who wasn't married!
Chad : I remember how she would lay on my bed and let me take her panties off then she would moan as I gave her a Butt Rub!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Then I would flip her over and stick my cock in her pussy! Mmmm!
Kaylee : Why don't you Shut The Fuck up!
Steve : Hey Chad maybe you can give me a Butt Rub im not wearing any underwear! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God So Gross!
Chad : Mmm! That would be great then you can suck my cock! (Wink)
Kaylee : Why im I still here!
Steve : Would you like to join us I can give you a Butt Rub while Chad suck my cock?
Kaylee : HELP ME!!!!!
Steve : Fine you can suck my cock while Chad gives me A Butt Rub!
Kaylee : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Mmm! Sounds like an orgasam!

by SlopNChop August 7, 2018