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Fuck

Steve : So did you Fuck Piper last night? (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
by SlopNChop December 6, 2020
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Naked November

When a person wears no clothes around there house or to bed during the month of November
Chad : Thanks for having me over to dinner Jillian Steve's cooking gives me the shits.
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.

Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!

Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!
by SlopNChop November 23, 2020
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Boner

When the penis grows stiff due to a sexual arouse
Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2020
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Creampie

A flavored pie layered in whip cream or when a guy cum's inside a girls pussy.
Meghan : Thanks for taking me home Chad want to come in for some Creampie?
Chad : Holy Shit!
Meghan : So I have Chocolate, Strawberry Bananna, damn my pussy itches!
Chad : Oh wow those are cute silk panties (sniff)
Meghan : Yeah guy's likes to take them off and Creampie me! (lol)
Chad : So how often do guy's Creampie you? (sniff sniff)
Meghan : Oh about 3 times a week!
Chad : Really I Creampie girl's about 6 times a week I like to rest on Sunday's!
Meghan : O wow so what kind of Creampie do you want?
Chad : Uh Meghan (wink)
Meghan : Ok! Uh Uh Uh Uh Wow Chad it's so BIG Uh Uh Uh Uh!
Chad : That's what all the girl's say Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh here comes the cream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meghan : O wow that's a lot of cream now LICK IT OUT that's what all the guy's do! (wink)
Chad : Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm! Creampie (wink)
by SlopNChop August 14, 2020
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Sex

When two people remove there clothes kiss & touch each other and connect there body parts together to create pleasure
Dylan : Hey dude where were you at last night?
Chad : Having Sex on Adina's deck!
Dylan : O God Damn Adina's so HOT!
Chad : Not with her she's a virgin prude her step sister Skye!
Dylan : Hey do you mind if I bring Melody over to Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Sure come on over there's plenty of room for two couples to have Sex Adina's deck!
Dylan : Mmmm Im gonna cum all over Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Yeah me too and Adina's mom!
Dylan : Skye Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Melody Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Dylan : Adina Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Adina's Mom Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Chad Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Bree : Hey Adina those two guy's over there jacking off are going to have Sex and cum all over your deck tonight!
Adina : God my sister is such a slut!
Steve : Hey Bree wanna have sex with me on Adina's deck tonight (Wink)
Bree : Fuck No You FREAK!
Toad : Hey Bree wanna have Sex with me on Adina's deck tonight?
Bree : Sure Baby (Wink)
Steve : Hey Adina wanna have Sex with me on your deck tonight? (Wink)
Adina : Stay away from my deck you FREAK!
by SlopNChop February 11, 2020
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Panties

Lydia : Hey baby have you seen my Panties?
Tyler : Not since last night when I took them off to sniff your crotch!
Chad : (sniff) (sniff)
Lydia : You Perve Give Me Back My Panties!
Chad : Why Tyler will just take them off again! (sniff)
Lydia : Stop Smelling My Panties And Give Them Back To Me!
Tyler : You know Chad does have A point if would be eaiser to sniff and fuck your pussy without Panties on!
Lydia : (Slap) You lazy bastard I will not go without Panties so you don't have to take them off GEEZE!
Chad : Mmm don't you just love to watch Lydia parade around the house without her Panties on! (sniff)
Tyler : Will you quit smelling your sister's Panties you fuckin perve!
Steve : Hey Chad I borrowed some of Lydia's Panties like how my dick hangs out of them! (wink)
Chad : O God Damn I need to take them off you so I can sniff your crotch!
Lydia : Chad Why In The Fuck Is Your Boyfriend Wearing My Panties!
Chad : Cause we were making out last night and he came in his undies!
Lydia : O MY GOD SO FUCKING GROSS IM MOVING OUT!
Chad : Mmm I do hope she leaves some of her Panties behind! (sniff)
Tyler : Mmm So Do I!
by SlopNChop October 28, 2019
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Dick

1. A male body part found between the legs used to pee & have sex
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole
Chad : Wow Abigail you lips are so soft I love kissing them! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?
by SlopNChop September 26, 2019
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