Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Girl 1: Dang, who is that cutie over at that lunch table?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Parker! I have history with him, he isn't the brightest, but he's really funny!
by NamePredictor01 July 23, 2013
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That kid you thought was the plainest, most boring, most normal kid you'd ever seen until you started talking to him. When talked to, a Parker will magically transform into a wizard of strangeness that you slowly realize is a lot like you. Parkers have an innability to be assholes, and they are usually your introduction to the actual cool world. He's not one of those losers who say they're cool. He actually IS cool. And he lacks no self esteem, but he doesnt flaunt his coolness like the other guys do.Usually he keeps his real feelings a secret, but he's easy to figure out. A parker is, in a package, a crazily cool good friend.
"hey look it's parker!"
by winslowswag March 1, 2015
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Parkers are usualy amazing. They are aggressive, they are great in bed. They are amazing boyfriends. Parkers have a great sense of humor, they make you laugh and they have funny yet very cute facial expressions. Parkers will make you smile no matter what mood you are in they will make you one happy camper and they help you with any issues you have. Parkers are amazing people and are aggressive, if you know what i mean.
girl- dang im sore
girl 2- o it must be parker
girl- yah he is so aggressive
by sambina003 September 16, 2008
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A guy who loves life, and is sweet. He deserves to be treated with respect, and it a total cutie. He'll always be by your side, and is very thoughtful. If a Parker likes you, dont ruin your chance with him, cause he is sure something. :)
Parker is the most ahmazing guy ever!
by Some1else2 September 16, 2010
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Parkers are chill dudes, love to keep up with sports, are really athletic, and are awesome boyfriends! Parkers will make you laugh forever and ever! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. But, when he does, it works out well for both people! The girl will receive one cool boyfriend! Parkers will deal with any problems, and will fix any mistakes. Parkers may come with a few flaws but if you let them know, they will fix it. But above all, Parker's care a lot about their friends and will always look out for them. Ladies, if you meet a parker, don't let him go! He will stick around for a while, and will be worth every second of your time! You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! Parkers will always have a big dream in mind, and will always try and get there. He always gets annoyed when someone says something bad about themselves, it's in a Parker's nature to be real friendly and supportive! When a girl dates a parker, he will be there every small stop on the way! He's a once-in-a-lifetime guy! Never let one go! To all the hot ladies out there, hit up a parkers phone right now!
"Hey have you met parker yet?" "Yea he's really cool, funny, and real romantic sn't he?!"
by Dat_one_cool_kid March 9, 2018
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Parkers are sweet, funny, gentle, yet manly, and very polite. These boys are the type of boys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying or angry. They are very funny, always reciting the hilarious movie/show lines or just a story or joke. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. There amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes mesmerize you into a soothing, happy feeling. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her even in front of their/his/her friends. Parkers will always treat you important and nicely. They even laugh at jokes that arent funny just for the person to feel better. They are also very witty and smart.
Parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. They are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy playing "Call of Duty" and soccer, with some football on the side. These men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
They care about the way they look always dressing sexy and delicious in sweaters jeans Active wear and of course, ADIDADS!
Parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. They know how to say no and stick to it. Once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. They also take in past experiences and learn from them.
Parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.
friend: "aww girl your boyfriend is so proud of you. He is such a Parker!"
me:"i know... he is a keeper:)"
by HPgeek November 2, 2009
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The perfect boyfriend. They'll act socially awkward when you first meet, but is a great guy once you get to know them. Probably plays guitar. They'll listen to all your problems and is a great friend. If you're lucky enough to be dating one, they'll feel like both a boyfriend and a bro. Probably likes that one thicc girl who's their best friend's childhood friend. They like social interaction but they're also complete loners. They're usually attracted to short brunettes with self-confidence issues. Parkers will love and care for you. They usually don't make the first move for fear of rejection. Will text back within 0.02 seconds if they're not currently occupied. A bit clingy, but in a cute way. But when a Parker falls in love, they fall HARD. Never let a Parker go. You'll never get this lucky again in your entire life.
Girl 1: So I heard that you were dating a really nice guy. He totally sounds like a Parker!
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?
by Noivern67 May 14, 2018
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