Spreadache
A minor headache or fuzziness of vision caused by spending too much time working on an Excel spreadsheet.
Spreadache by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd November 9, 2017
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spreadsheet tycoon
An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.
spreadsheet tycoon by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008
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Spreadsheet Monkey
Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.
Spreadsheet Monkey by Chigger23 August 11, 2008
Spreadsheet
A sheet, towel or other linen laid out over existing bed linens or over carpeting for the purpose of have sex and to protect the underlying fabrics from sexual fluid stains.
Maggie refused to have sex and risk squirting all over her Sferra Milos Sheet Set so she made her husband go to Walmart to by a spreadsheet.
Spreadsheet by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
spreadah
Coffee flavored Brandy is a unique blend of alcohol, sugar, and coffee usually found in Northern Maine. Half-Gallons of Allens coffee Brandy are the most bought alcohol in the state of Maine. Number two and three are Allens 1/5 and Allens Pint, respectively. Allens is usually mixed with milk to create a very healthy and satisfying treat.
Management by Spreadsheet
An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.
The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
Management by Spreadsheet by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009
spreadable buttery ballsack
the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.
spreadable buttery ballsack by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009
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