Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013

Coffee

When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

by Coffeeaddict5000 July 25, 2011

Coffee

The best drink ever... glory...

" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

by Michelle December 12, 2004

Coffee

Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee.

“This must be the best cup of coffee I have ever had. Wouldn’t you agree, Phoenix Wright?”

by Prosecutor Godot November 14, 2021

Coffee

Liquid UNNGGGHHHHH.

pronounced: Dee-lish-us

I'm fuckin' tired. I need me some COFFEE. UNNGGGHHHHH!

by Polnareff June 11, 2010

Coffee

Similar to the phrase 'TEA' but for more of a masculine twist

GIRL: heyyy girl spill that tea
BOY: aye bruv pick up that coffee

by RayRayWhereYouAt March 18, 2019

Coffee

"Caffe" in Italian, from the Turkish "kahve" which was derived from the Arabic "qahwa", a shortened version of "qahhwat al-bun" or "wine of the bean". Dutch traders snuck coffee tree seedlings out of the Arab port of Mocha and transported them to the East-Indies for planting; and from there coffee cultivation and trade spread to the New World and Hawaii.

"Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir “In Praise of Coffee” 1857.

Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.

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by concupy August 6, 2009