A large, seemingly complex, data-packed spreadsheet often containing multiple colored rows, columns, charts and graphs, that is kept open on one or more your office monitors solely to imply the presence of important work being done
Every time I leave work early or take a nap in the warehouse while on the clock, I make sure to leave at least 1 spreadcheat open on my computer for passers-by to notice.
by Broofbo23 August 31, 2012
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by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008
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Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.
by Chigger23 August 11, 2008
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Maggie refused to have sex and risk squirting all over her Sferra Milos Sheet Set so she made her husband go to Walmart to by a spreadsheet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
Get the Spreadsheet mug.An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.
The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009
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"Her spreasheet was easy to read and understand due to her excellent spreadsheetmanship."
"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."
"His spreadsheetmanship sucks. The colors were awful, and the cells were too small."
by S Peterson August 6, 2008
Get the spreadsheetmanship mug.It takes too long to say "I was working on a spreadsheet all day" so at work we say "I spreadshat all day." It also can be conjugated as "I'm going back to spreadshatting" "We spreadshit for a living" and "Were you just spreadsharting?"
"I'm going back to my desk to spreadshat."
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