Sneetarded 

Sneetarded basically means something beyond retarded.

Will: I got expelled from school today.
Hunter: What for?
Will: Showing my knife to a friend in class.
Sneetarded: Beyond Retarded

Sneetarded by Squiddo6996 March 7, 2019

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

Sextarded by Sextarded March 25, 2009

Snowtarded 

The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.

Man, the weather man predicted snow. I'm not ready for all these Atlantans to act snowtarded!

Snowtarded by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010

Shetarded 

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

Shetarded by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

streetarded 

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.

1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.

streetarded by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020

sleeptarded 

The state of mind that a person is acting more goofy than normal due to lack of sleep i.e. slap happy

I am so sleeptarded that I skipped to my car in the parking lot.

sleeptarded by Dennis Smith October 17, 2003