Shetarded

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

sweetarded

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

by Partycoe January 24, 2010

sheared peen

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

skitarded

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

shittarded

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

by superaly June 13, 2005

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011