Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

Sextarded by Sextarded March 25, 2009

sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

sextarded by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

Frustrally Sextrated 

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009

Sextardation 

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

smatarded by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011