sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

Sextarded by Sextarded March 25, 2009

sweetard 

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

sweetard by HindiBindi October 7, 2012

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

Tweetarded by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

Shetarded 

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

Shetarded by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

streetarded 

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.

1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.

streetarded by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020

Swagtarded

Someone who has too much swag, pride, and/or arrogance. This person's swag is usually unearned and extremely annoying.

Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.

Billy just told me I have bad style and spit on my shoes. He always talks down to me. Damn, he's swagtarded!

Swagtarded by chillhardallday455 January 7, 2010