streetarded 

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.

1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.

streetarded by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

Struettarded 

Struettarded is the act of being so incredibly retarded, that there is no true way to describe the mental incapacities of ones thoughts. Common uses of this word include: That's Struettarded! and "Hey, it's the Struettard bus"

The legend of Struett originated in Santa Fe Springs, CA. A man by the name of Bill Struett lead an organization with many followers. The followers, though not real, admired this man for his incredible knowledge and leadership abilities. His followers knew this man would lead them to greatness. This man had many powers, one of which was Struettshit. Struettshit is much like the common word bullshit, only much, much more powerful. Some people could sell ice to eskimo's. Struett could sell eskimo's to ice. Kharma was no match for this man's powers. No consequences for his actions for all of eternity.

The people who would not follow this man were banished to the 9th level of Struetthell, where they worked their measly lives away in front of a computer screen, being reminded daily that Struett could do their job twice as effective in half the duration.

This legend has brought the suffix of Struett to help replace many commonly used words.

struettarded - replacing retarded
struetthless - replacing ruthless
struettegic - replacing strategic
And Nike's new slogan, Just Stru ett - replacing Just Do It.

Struettarded by TheHeroOfSantaFeSprings August 3, 2010

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

shreytarded by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022

streetcreducation  

(n.) The worthiness, belief or confidence of the streets' result produced by instruction, training, and/or study of a specified kind or level.

"I couldn't afford college tuition, so I furtherd my studies and recieved streetcreducation "

streetcreducation by Evaliz 'THE Eva' Cotto September 26, 2008

Streetcreducate 

(v.) To develop, train and/or qualify ones worthiness, confidence or belief of the streets' result produced by instruction, training and/or study.

" My street credibility is immaculate, how about I streetcreducate you. "

Streetcreducate by Evaliz 'THE Eva' Cotto September 27, 2008

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009