Smelif

An odd, smelly, ugly, mean, boy, whom everyone is attracted too.

"Omg look at Douglas, he's such a Smelif"

by iloveyoud May 15, 2010

Smelf-Awareness

The awareness of one’s personal body odor.

Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”

by DylpickeSky May 8, 2018

Smellfie

You fart near someone you're about to take a selfie with, and take the picture just as they indulge in your delicious aroma.

You should have seen the look on her face when I took that smellfie. Priceless!

by RickJames5885 March 3, 2015

Smellfungus

A person who complains and bicker to everyone about meaningless matters. Never finding positive in situations and try to bring mutual misery amongst people in their surroundings.

Joey everyday you complain to Andra about those reports that no one looks at. You do understand that no one likes to work with a smellfungus and only tolerate you cause they have to.

by gotchathistime April 3, 2011

smeli

an affectionate term to describe your freinds toward said freinds but can be also used as another way to call someone smelly
plural - smelis

hey smelis
you are smeli

by squareme (nom) February 17, 2021

Smellfie

To fart and then waft it towards your own face.

Russ: Dude, why are you smiling like that?

Buzz: Because I just did a really impressive smellfie, I'd share it with you, but then it wouldn't be a smellfie.

by Efty November 28, 2013

Smellfungus

Smellfungus means a person who complains and bickers to everyone about meaningless matters, who is a hypocritical and habitual, captious critic or faultfinder. A disagreeable curmudgeon who finds fault in everything, who loves misery and sharing it with others. This was all created after Smelfungus, a hypercritical character in Laurence Sterne's 1768 novel, A Sentimental Journey through France and Italy. Earliest documented use: 1807.
Referenced in wordsmith.org

Arnold! Stop bickering to everyone about there stupid meaningless matters! You, always fault everything anyone does and its making other people feel sorrowful. You are just this captious, smellfungus critic that everyone hates to be around, and, plus you are just losing reputation. No one wants to tolerate you, but we have to so shut up and be quiet for once! (your such a Lochlan.)

by rickieredbb June 15, 2019