This kid is fuckin' hilarious. He laughs at the most random shit, but yet, when important things need to be said he's the first person to talk. Has unlimited amounts of energy even when functioning on less than 3 hours of sleep. Will fall asleep during a movie just to wake up 45 minutes later to say the most obscure comment physically possible, in turn making everyone crack up. Is the most loyal friend anyone could ever ask for, without Peter the friend group is seriously lacking and you know something is missing when he's gone. Will ask to go to Walmart at 3am just to add to his already excessive collection of candy canes. Peter appreciates the little things in life and it's adorable. He'll never grow up and always tells people, "just have fun." Never does his math hw but yet will have over 100% in any math class he ever takes. You'll never forget him, and he'll never forget about anything because he has a photographic memory. Peter is as Peter does, and he's a great kid.
While watching Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind late at night with friends Peter will most likely...

Awake from a deep sleep and say, "Noooooo save the children! Just kidding fuck the children."

Then will be completely out of it for the rest of the night on his air mattress snuggling his stuffed pusheen cat.

Peter, " Guess who will be our next President?"
Me, "....Who?"
Peter, "Richard Boxman!"

Peter then continues to mutter box puns for the next hour and a half .
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A guy who has suffered great pain. Peter is a target for people to hurt. Peter is a guy who tries his best to survive hard situations. Peter only lives once so appreciate him whilst he's alive...
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Peter is a handsome man and very caring,he's good for children to look up to and would make a great husband//daddy. He has a lot of family issues but doesn't show it,I love Peter.
Have you heard about that Peter?
Yeah Peter is great.
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Peter is the most amazing guy ever. He is always there for you and will never let you down. He is a very cute and lovable guy. He is a joy to talk to and really knows how to make you laugh. He is a very intelligent guy. He has the corky laugh that makes it so hard not to laugh with him. He is an amazing person and has such an amazing personality. I love him with all my heart and i always will <3 <3 <3
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Peter} is a name for a guy who is caring, sweet, and hilarious. He's the type of guy who would watch 3 hours worth of the 1985 version of Anne of Green Gables with you, even if he hated it. You hope he never grows up, and that he'll fly you away to Neverland where you'll spend the rest of your lives together.
Peter: "Don't grow up, will you?"
Me: *munching loudly on chips* "What?"
Peter: "I said don't throw up, will you?"
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Usually a really cute guy. Very witty and clever, he has a comeback for everything. He adores you no matter what, even when you feel and look terrible. Very sexy and always knows just what to say to get you going. He likes to talk dirty! Loves hockey, and he is very athletic.One word desriptions: Caring, sexy, lovable, endearing and witty.
Lucky numbers are 3 and 9.
Evelyn: Peter's a really great guy. I still cant believe he's into me.
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Peter is usually a hot and sexy kinda guy. Very sweet and funny. Most Peter's smell great. Peter is the kinda person who knows what to say and what to do. If you ever need advice go to Peter. He is the best boyfriend you could ever have. If you ever lose a Peter do what ever you can to get him back. He is the best boyfriend anyone could possibly ask for. Peter is the ideal guy. Peter is great to be friends with but even greater to be your girlfriend or boyfriend with. Peter is very sexy hot cute etc. Peter is usually a ladies man and can read anyone like a book. If you ever have a Peter never let go of that Peter because if you do you will regret it. I know from experience. I love Peter and always will.
-Peters ExGirlfriend
Attractive girl1 - Did u see Peter he's sooooooo cute
Attractive girl2- I know right

Attractive girl3- I wish he was mine
Attractive girl1- He's better than a Linden or a Xavier.
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