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A Russ typically refers to a fucking dead scumbag boomer who watches dubbed anime (mostly Vampire Knight & SAO) and jerks off to lolis. Born in 1874 and tragically died in 2019 when his "vehicle" crashed into a pole killing him instantly. He was cleaning his cupholders at the time of his death. Luckily, with the advancement of technology Russ was resurrected by replacing the damaged goods with spare parts from his "vehicle" (cupholders included) thus creating Mecha Russ. Nowadays, he spends most of his time on Discord preying on young females (over the age of 18 allegedly) and talking about the good ol' days.
That Russ guy is a fucking scumbag.

What did you do with the body of that 14 year old, Russ?

I just took a massive Russ so wait about an hour before entering.

Russ WHY!?!?
by Count Cuckula April 26, 2019
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"Russ" is a tradition and cultural phenomenon in Norway. Students who graduate from upper secondary school / High School /College, are called "Russ", and celebrate with the characteristic festivities (russefeiring) during the first few weeks of May. With the main celebration on the 17th of May, the Norwegian constitution day.

The "Russ" wear uniforms with their respective colours (Depending on their education, and school. Red, blue, black and green, are the most common colors).
Attached to the special cap is a tassel at the end of a long string, in which they tie knots, often around various items that are rewards for completing assignments listed on the "Russ knot" list. This cap is seldom used before the "russ baptism", which is usually held during the night to May 1.
"The Russ knots are totally crazy this year",
Translation: "Russeknutene er helt syke i år!"

If you are a Russ, you are bound to get this question from more then once. (mostly from kids who collect the cards):
"Can I have a Russ card please!?"
Translation: "Kan jeg få russekort!?"
A sentence you will love to hate as a Russ.
by Little Viking May 15, 2008
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1- Russ (SMG)(UK)
One of the best drill artists in the UK responsible for creating the Gunlean and fire songs attacking all his opps although he is a neek and won’t do anything

2- Russ (USA)
A living L has trash songs no one likes him in conclusion if you like him your either a Jbag or A homosexual
1- I can’t believe russ said “fuck them yutes their irrelevant, infected they need medicine

2- yo did you listen that new song from russ, it’s trash
by Pk1active January 06, 2019
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A creepy stalker who gets horny after one shot. He thinks he can beat up anyone, when in fact he gets dick slapped by every tom, dick, and harry that walks by.
Girl 1: Hey , that guys been following us since that party.
Girl 2: Oh shit girl! you got russ'ed by Russel the love muscle.
by Jerry mctits October 20, 2016
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