Smeeification 

One becoming smee.

The transition and metamorphosis of a human being serving smee realness

example; mary (you know who you are)

'That hat you're wearing is serving smee, the smeeification process is complete.

Smeeification by Brenda fiddlesticks October 20, 2022

sheepification 

Sheepification: A term used by the largest governing bodies, that is; banks, multinational corporations,hedonistic wealth gluttons such as the Rothchild and Bush families. These companies immense reach into the minds of the public is hardly understood by the sheepified public who happily read their politicized and misleading textbooks in school, watch the plethora of mind numbing sport and animated programs on TV that help to groom them as consumers and willing slaves to desire for material goods.
Even Cancer, oil prices, and global starvation are part of the multinational game plan. The movie "The Matrix" was part entertainment, part clever warning about how sheepified the public has become.

Nancy was so sheepified she did not realize that the ads on TV that inspired her to run five miles every day were also part of the same media that was causing her as yet undiscovered cancer. She drank from PVC water bottles, used pvc sandwich wrap, drank chemically laced groundwater long ago polluted by big business, used a nutrient destroying microwave, ate meat and vegetables laced with steroids, hormones and antibiotics, slept on a foam mattress that released cancer causing fungicides and miticides into the air she breathed every night. Nancy did not know she was the perfect slave, the perfect consumer, her sheepification was complete...the whole idea of her protecting her health was a concept that led the richest of the rich to laugh all the way to the bank. Soon her cancer would provide them with the rest of her life's earnings, and even her death would be cause for profit.

sheepification by Vinter April 24, 2008

smokification 

Noun
- the act, or result of smoking (particularly in reference to Marijuana).

After a long night of alcoholic-induced gallivanting and merriment, Jason ventured home to partake in some rather elevating smokification.

smokification by JDMGio September 28, 2010

Sexification 

Word: Sexification

Pronunciation: \’seks-ə-fə-ˈkā-shən\

Function: noun

Date: circa 2008

1. The subtle art of revealing the hidden sexiness inherent in all things.

2. The definitive source for all things sexy.

3. It’s a movement.

1. SEXIFICATION is for YOU to not only be sexier but also feel sexier.

2.SEXIFICATION is not just a lifestyle or a state of mind

3. Help reveal the SEXIFICATION of the latest dating tips, travel locations, restaurants, fashion trends, research, media and more

Sexification by sexificationdotcom December 16, 2008

Academic Specifications Sheet

An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."

Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!

Academic Specifications Sheet by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005

Spedification 

Process of Becoming A SPED Student.

Homer you are so fuxed up in da head i have to put you into the Special Ed Classes.

Pardon?

Spedification by gtkSpeRt December 27, 2003

Sexification 

1. To restate a benign phrase or sentence in a heavy sexual tone.

2. The act of making something non-sexual, sexual. (e.g. Douglas Fir)

1
REGULAR:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll hand you the tongs.

SEXIFIED:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll HAND YOU the tongs. (with sexy eyes and sexual overtones)
G: oh, you and your sexification, just hand me the damn tongs.
C: thongs?
G: TONGS!!
C: hey, that meat is burning.
G: oh, I'll burn your meat.
C: he he he...
___

2
R:Steve, don't you love to see the pine trees covered in snow?
S:Yeah, I love me some douglas fir, if you know what I mean.

Sexification by thehumble1 December 27, 2005