Smelfish

Smelfish: When you've ask someone what perfume/cologne they have on but they wont tell you and or play as if they do not know.

"I asked Chadwick what cologne he was wearing, but he played dumb and said 'I don't know. I just put on whatever.' He knows. He just doesn't want anyone else smell as good as him. He's being SMELFISH!

by Chillimost October 5, 2022

Smelfish

Smelfish: When you've asked someone what perfume/cologne they are wearing and they don't tell you. Their being smelfish.

"I asked Herman what cologne he was wearing, but he played dumb and said 'I don't know. I just put on whatever.' He knows. He just doesn't want anyone else smelling as good as him. He's being SMELFISH!"

by Chillimost October 5, 2022

Smelfish

Smelfish: When someone will not tell you what perfume/cologne they’re wearing.

I asked Earl what cologne he on and he played dumb and said “I don’t know. I just put on whatever.” He knows. He doesn’t want anyone smelling as good as he does. Earl is being smelfish.”

by Chillimost October 5, 2022

Selfishing

Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.

These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"

by MaxieD May 12, 2011

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfish Top

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off

Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops

by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009