smelfie

A selfie you take while pooping.

Friend 1: "Look at this picture Brad sent me."

Friend 2: "Towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there's no doubt this was a smelfie."

by AllByMySELF November 10, 2014

smelfie

A selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.

David: she's hot!
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie

by Stevenisabanana October 17, 2013

smelfie

Sexy motherfuckin selfie

Jose took a smelfie and got so many likes on instagram

by jessinator May 12, 2015

Smelfie

When you smell yourself.

Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."

by karmermaid May 9, 2018

Smelfie

The act of wafting the smell of one's own fart to one's own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.

Ahhh, I just did a smelfie... nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning... it smells like victory.

by schweddy balls March 20, 2014

Smelfie

When you take a selfie while you are forcing out a large poop just to see how cool you look

I'm going to set my smelfie as my profile picture just so people know I'm not messing around.

by Nchallybobally March 30, 2020

smelfy

Another term for "cool", "awesome", or "unique"; Started by some crazy people in Nebraska.

"Let me tell you, that book was uber smelfy!"
"That urban dictionary site has the smelfiest definitions!"

by Spiffy March 30, 2004