Smelfie 

When you smell yourself.

Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."

Smelfie by karmermaid May 9, 2018

smelfie 

A selfie you take while pooping.

Friend 1: "Look at this picture Brad sent me."

Friend 2: "Towel bar to the right, toilet paper to the left, there's no doubt this was a smelfie."

smelfie by AllByMySELF November 10, 2014

Smelfie 

The act of wafting the smell of one's own fart to one's own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.

Ahhh, I just did a smelfie... nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning... it smells like victory.

Smelfie by schweddy balls March 20, 2014

Smelfie 

When you take a selfie while you are forcing out a large poop just to see how cool you look

I'm going to set my smelfie as my profile picture just so people know I'm not messing around.

Smelfie by Nchallybobally March 30, 2020

Smelfie 

The act of taking a selfie photograph with your phone while sitting on the toilet and discharging feces from your body.

Today I was at Home Depot and had to document said experience with a smelfie. #smelfie

Smelfie by Joe Jabroni November 30, 2016

smelfie 

A selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.

David: she's hot!
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie

smelfie by Stevenisabanana October 17, 2013

Smelfie 

The act of taking a selfie while someone (or yourself) is farting.

Him: Here, let me take a selfie
Her: I think I just farted while you were taking the selfie
Him: Wow, we just took a smelfie

Smelfie by Ihadmyleftsidecutoffandnowiama April 13, 2015