Skrouch 

Skrouch is a person who makes moves, they usually are sneaky, sly, or cunning. But also could be used to just get out of doing something or to avoid a person.
(future tense Skrouching)
(past tense Skrouched)

You are such a Skrouch.

Brian just Skrouched out of coming to the party.

I'm Skrouching out of work early.

Skrouch by Pompi October 2, 2008

skouche 

Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU

"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"

skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018

Skouching 

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

Skouching by bsteez October 19, 2009

sprouche 

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

sprouche by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

Skouch

A couch with skis attached to the bottom, used for riding down snow-covered hills.

"My buddies and I made a skouch yesterday. We're going taking it skouching this weekend!"

Skouch by Skouching Nick January 25, 2010

Scrouch

To scrunch down low or crouch

Phil scrouched down in the car to avoid being seen by his one-night stand from 3 days ago

Scrouch by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006

skrowch 

Scratch an itch until it hurts so as to kill it completely and stop it sneaking back as soon as you start to think of something else.

I just skrowch that assnipping little bugger until my fingers smell and it hurts but the itch is stuffed.

skrowch by gleebawd May 12, 2006