Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.
by Buck Futt March 25, 2009
Get the sprouche mug.1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.
2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."
2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."
2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."
by dagholio November 26, 2010
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Sports douchebag. Some one who knows and or talks too much about sports to the point where the look like a douchebag. Spouchebag.
My friend is a spouchebag. He knows every sports players shoe size, how many hairs they have on theyre ass, and will probably buy theyre dirty bath water on ebay if its available.
by b_radisrad April 24, 2014
Get the spouchebag mug.when someone acts like a faggot, a douche, a queer, a loser and tries to act like cool with american eagle hats, and shark week necklaces, its commonly known to act like a "Sam Palmer" so they shortened the name to a SPouche......
by FPmessi10 December 3, 2011
Get the spouche mug.the football players are scrouched down.
by beishole July 18, 2019
Get the scrouched mug.1. Contingent upon context.
2. Interchangeable with most verbs. May also be used as a noun or an adjective.
3. Applicable as an ontamonapia.
2. Interchangeable with most verbs. May also be used as a noun or an adjective.
3. Applicable as an ontamonapia.
I feel excessively sprouchy today.
Did you sprouch before dinner last night?
She is really cute. I would probably sprouch on her if I had the chance.
Did you sprouch before dinner last night?
She is really cute. I would probably sprouch on her if I had the chance.
by j4hnt July 21, 2011
Get the Sprouch mug.A SPRUCHE is someone who doesn't like Losing in sports so when he gets mad he immediately call the other person a try hard even though they don't realise there is nothing wrong with trying hard
Look at that guy he broke Usain Bolts record what a try hard.
Random guy: yeah, that's the point he's in the Olympics *scoff* you SPRUCHE!
Random guy: yeah, that's the point he's in the Olympics *scoff* you SPRUCHE!
by UCHEASY April 29, 2021
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