Scrouch

To scrunch down low or crouch

Phil scrouched down in the car to avoid being seen by his one-night stand from 3 days ago

by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006

scrouch

To cry, usually excessively, after having an orgasm and followed by instantly falling asleep.

"You won't believe what happened with this guy I was hooking up with -- he pulled a scrouch!"

by the Big Sexy December 4, 2004

Scrouch

Another name for a woman's "lady parts".

Phil: Hey dude. How'd you get on at that party last night?

Shane: Pretty good man. I was balls-deep in scrouch by 10pm.

Phil: Nice

by Phibbles July 29, 2011

Scrouch

A combination of crouching and being scrunched at the same time.

I had to scrouch to get to the back of the bottom shelf.

by Pineapplejuice5 September 30, 2018

scrouch

a "sex couch" that seems to possess special powers that leads to the couple sitting or sleeping on the couch to engage in sexual activities. generally the scrouch is activated from, but not limited to, excess alcohol consumption.

Bob: You will never believe this, but Jack got laid at the party last night!
Sally: What?! Jack is too ugly to fuck.
Bob: Usually, but somehow he got a woman on the scrouch.
Sally: Just thinking about the scrouch is making my vaginey wet.

by Haywood Jablome? February 18, 2011

Scrouch

There are multiple ways to use "scrouch" much like "fuck"

"Drop and give me 10 scrouches!"
"Is he scratching his balls?" "Yeah, he's totally scrouching."
"What the scrouching tits did you say to me?"

by loesn April 17, 2015

Scrouch

The act of crouching, but making it sneaky as shown by hit youtuber Call Me Kevin in the video entitled "This horror game allows you to become the horror"

Kevin scrouched by the dumb cage guy

by Coolhusky May 18, 2024