scrouched

crouched and scrunched

the football players are scrouched down.

by beishole July 18, 2019

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Scorched Mexican Policy

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

by WS7 September 4, 2003

Sedouched

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.

Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.

by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

Scorched Earth

When an army is retreating, destroying everything that could be of use to the enemy as it goes ie: railways,bridges,buildings,power,oil instalations etc etc so all that falls into the enemys hands is wreckage&land scorched by demolition charges.

"as they retreated, they destroyed everything in thier path leaving nothing but fire, destruction and scorched earth"

by Recklessxzx January 13, 2009

Scorched Earth Policy

When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.

Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."

by Chereb September 22, 2018