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Skouch

A couch with skis attached to the bottom, used for riding down snow-covered hills.
"My buddies and I made a skouch yesterday. We're going taking it skouching this weekend!"
by Skouching Nick January 25, 2010
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Skouch

To Skouch;

The unfortunate act of when a gentlemen takes a seat but accidently sits on his own testicles.
"Oh my god!!! I have just skouched myself!!!!!!!!"
by Louis Alexander May 9, 2008
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Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.
by Fart Industries March 26, 2022
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Shoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher
by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010
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smouch

To pilfer, steal, take without permission.

Appears in Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn."
So I'll mosey along now, and smouch a couple of case-knives.
by cathinator, the. November 21, 2004
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skouche

Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
by skoucher June 11, 2018
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stouchebag

a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.
Wow, I've seen some dumbasses in my life, but that stouchebag just takes the cake.
by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007
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