Scrouching
When a dog cowars.
Scrouching by ShadowKC913 November 13, 2011
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Scratching like a DJ
Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
Crouching Uncle
The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.
I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.
Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone
Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin
OR
Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin
OR
Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008
Crouching Stork
When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Crouching Stork by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011