Skouching

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

by bsteez October 19, 2009

Stoaching

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.

Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!

by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017

spotching

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011

scorching

extremely hot and sweaty

Ahhhh!! Scorching! Scorching!

by Alifonte October 19, 2003

Skin Sloughing Ritual

Skin Sloughing Ritual is code for phone sex.

Sebastian wished that he could have Skin Sloughing Rituals with Blaine every night but he can't because Blaine is too busy earjacking his boyfriend, Kurt.

by AJ Porcelain November 4, 2011

Snoughing

A cross between a sneeze and a cough

Could you please stop snoughing in the library?

by j+s June 20, 2012

scorching the boulder

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

by brojers May 4, 2011