Skroach

Skimp roach; a person who repeatedly skeezes food, shelter, water, and weed.

Skroach: Can I bum a cig bro?
Bro: Dude, quit skeezin' bitch.
Skroach: I'd give you one if I had one bro.
Bro: No. You're a skroachie.

by ShadyOwl March 13, 2012

Skroach

Skank and a roach
Someone you do not like

Look at that skroach walking down the hall

by different_than_anyother March 20, 2014

Sgroach

The area subsisting of the fleshy bit of skin between a gentleman's scrotum and his wanker.

The trifecta point where your balls both connect to each other and your penis.

"Of course I agreed to take her shopping! She had my damn sgroach between her teeth!"

by MasterOliver February 12, 2010

scroach

Small arthropods that inhabit the genital area of a male. Cause itching and discomfort and may spread disease. Normally spread by sexual contact with the genitals of others or combing ball hair/man-bush with an infected comb or brush. Also known as crabs or lice.

Damn! I knew I shouldn't have slept with that slut; she gave me scroaches!

by Staaron January 13, 2008

Skoach

Between a small amount and half way

"Can you pour me a skoach of that?"

"Can i just get a skoach of that shot I don't want to get too faded tonight."

by NikkiBunny May 18, 2009

scroaching

The act of itching your scrotum.

Richard: "Hey Nick, stop scroaching on class, its freakin nasty."
Nick: "But it feels soo good!"

by Socal Richard L October 28, 2006

skrowch

Scratch an itch until it hurts so as to kill it completely and stop it sneaking back as soon as you start to think of something else.

I just skrowch that assnipping little bugger until my fingers smell and it hurts but the itch is stuffed.

by gleebawd May 12, 2006