skouche 

Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU

"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"

skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018

Skouche 

(Pronounced like "Douche") When one or more individuals say the same word at the same time one may say "Skouche" and the other/ others may not speak until their name is said by someone other than themselves. (Referred to as "Being Skouched")
Rules:
1) For every word you speak while "Skouched" you earn a punch in the arm.
2) Cannot skouche songs, jingles, or chants.
3) Cannot skouche the word salamander.
4) If more than one person says skouche at the same time, the first to repeat the word skouche wins. In the event that it is said simultaneously more than twice, rock, paper, scissors is used to determine who is skouched.
5) Name must be spoken by another person that is with you. Phone calls, answering machines, etc. do not count.
6) If you mistakenly skouche punch someone they are allowed to punch you back an equal amount.

I just skouched this guy, no one say his name.

A-"Why did you hit me?!" B-"That's five more..."

Skouche by The Nater February 13, 2013

Shoucher 

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher

Shoucher by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

stouchebag 

a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.

Wow, I've seen some dumbasses in my life, but that stouchebag just takes the cake.

stouchebag by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007

Skoncher 

The ending lick of a particularly awesome jazz phrase. A person who is extremely adept and playing jazz or bebop.

That guy is a real skoncher! He would even be called a Skonch Master

Skoncher by Skoncher June 5, 2019

Scouchebag 

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"

Dude max is a scouchebag

Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

Bog-Sloucher 

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.

Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.

Bog-Sloucher by moolegend March 13, 2011