scrunch

To simultaneously Squeeze and CRUNCH.

The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

scrunch

when a girls bikini bottom goes up her butt

the pool was full of girls with scrunches

by awesomemonkey12 August 17, 2011

scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick

Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching

by djstatus June 07, 2009

scrunch

A scrotum with 0 or 1 testicle inside. See also chach bag.

After Mr. Garrison's vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a pussy.

Man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little bitch, I bet he has a scrunch.

by Probably the Best Beer in the World April 24, 2007

scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick

Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching

by djstatus June 07, 2009

scrunch

Another word for scrumping, hunching, boinking, or sexing.

When we're alone, we enjoy scrunching.

by Alissa August 21, 2003

scrunch

As a noun- the scrunch is the last 10% of the chips in a bag of chips

I was lookin forward to that bag of chips, but all she left me was the scrunch.

by SpencerWilliams July 24, 2014