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Scratch an itch until it hurts so as to kill it completely and stop it sneaking back as soon as you start to think of something else.
I just skrowch that assnipping little bugger until my fingers smell and it hurts but the itch is stuffed.
skrowch by gleebawd May 12, 2006
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Foul disgusting girls. They don't have to be fat, I have stumbled across quite a few skinny ones. Most I have learned tend to do or were heavily addicted to meth and coke. They tend to have rotten teeth, give horrid sex(not to mention STDS and AIDS), you can picture with a couple kids in a few years if not already. They tend to wear sweatpants, overalls and like to sport "Pooh Bear" overalls.
Eg. "Ugh. That Mandi is such a skrotch. She's such a junkie whore, sleeping with guys and getting them hooked on drugs."
skrotch by skrotchalert July 5, 2005
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The foulest kind of girl out there. Usually fat and disgusting. Pregnant and stuff. Few years you can see her with a few more kids each with a different father. Wears Pooh Bear Overalls and has horrid teeth.
eg. uh, i would have to say, you.
Skrotch by sarahhh. May 8, 2005
Skimp roach; a person who repeatedly skeezes food, shelter, water, and weed.
Skroach: Can I bum a cig bro?
Bro: Dude, quit skeezin' bitch.
Skroach: I'd give you one if I had one bro.
Bro: No. You're a skroachie.
Skroach by ShadyOwl March 13, 2012

el skroncho 

when you fart and a little bit of feces sprays out
"dude, i gotta check my underwear. i think i just el skroncho'd my pants"
el skroncho by xcyzek November 1, 2017
Skank and a roach
Someone you do not like
Look at that skroach walking down the hall
Skrouch is a person who makes moves, they usually are sneaky, sly, or cunning. But also could be used to just get out of doing something or to avoid a person.
(future tense Skrouching)
(past tense Skrouched)
You are such a Skrouch.

Brian just Skrouched out of coming to the party.

I'm Skrouching out of work early.



Skrouch by Pompi October 2, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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