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Something that pisses you off therefore you scratch it.
Damn itch is making me wanna scratch my balls! - Dude with Itch
by SuperSonicX September 16, 2005
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A kid in my class is a water slapper
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v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.
by Ozzpot August 07, 2006
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When the skin becomes irritated and just A finger can relieve the pain.
Kiersten : Hey Chad could you Itch my breast for me please?
Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite!
Chad : Sorry they just look so yummy I thought I taste them instead!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you can sure make a girl feel special!
Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there!
Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!
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A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003
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n.Something that you gotta do: not because you need to, butbecause you really want to.
Watching Style Wars really made me itch, went out bombing all over downtown last night.
by Powderdd December 19, 2010
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stands for In The Closet Homo. Someone who is homosexual and has not come out of the closet.
-Dude what's up with that victor kid always looking at me?
- I don't know man he's an I.T.C.H.
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