Scrof

Sex icon, someone found to be very attractive by many

Brad Pitt is a total scrof

by Alan Derson January 11, 2020

scoofa

A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.

"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"

by msinkwell September 23, 2021

Gary Schofield

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.

The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it

by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014

SCOFI

SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.

Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!

by brooskitooski November 22, 2009

Scoofa

/Scoo- fa/

A positive exclamation of excitement or gratification often at the result of good news.

Noble Knight: I have a date with Esméralda tonight! No cap!

Merlin: Scoofa! Do you need a ride?

by Damotaur May 13, 2022

scoffle

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

by bosscw March 10, 2011

Schofielding

Schofielding

Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.

As the interview reached its climax, the silver haired chat show host couldn't keep his eyes off the Iraq war veterans bulging biceps. "What must he look like with his top off" he wondered. The commercial break couldn't come quick enough. As he ran to the green room toilets, he discharged violently and without control, soaking the crouch and one entire trouser leg of his immaculately tailored Saville Row suit.

"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry

"it really is time to tell the kids."

"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,

"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."

by Herbert Schweffe February 7, 2020