13 definitions by Herbert Schweffe

flesh chimney

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

keeps

Spunk held in high regard. (Normally semen from the ringleader or alpha male)

Justin sprayed his magnificent keeps all over Adrian's outstretched hands, as Clive and Gordon clambered desperately for their own greedy fist full .

by Herbert Schweffe February 08, 2018

Gug

A hug so grim it makes you gag.

At Grandad’s wake, Uncle Mungo creeped over to me, he stank of semen and cigarettes... he was clearly pleased to see me, judging by the way he dribbled in my ear and rubbed his crotch on my thigh as he forced me into a horrific GUG...,
I hate gugging at a family get-together, it really puts me off Auntie Tabatha’s excellent scotch eggs.

by Herbert Schweffe June 02, 2021

Gunk Cannon

A particularly large and angry erection

Gary dropped to his knees to admire Alan’s enormous Gunk Cannon, “I couldn’t possibly fit that in” he exclaimed.

by Herbert Schweffe October 24, 2019

Holy juice

The ejaculate of a person of high ranking. Normally a member of the ruling classes or clergy.

Lord Hazelmere unleashed a fountain of hot spaff all over the marble floor. He hauled himself back into his trousers and left the room. From the shadows, his man-servant emerged with a Tupperware box and scooped up the holy juice for safe keeping.

‘’That’s some good keeps’’ he chuckled.

by Herbert Schweffe August 13, 2018

Human Glue

Male ejaculate

The vision of Tracey's swinging knockers was too much for Liam to bare. As he sat on the bus with his shopping bags hiding his bulge, he discharged violently and without contol, filling his trousers with a seemingly endless stream of cock sick.
He felt hollow, desperate to clean up his awful mess. But with 8 stops to go he could do nothing but let himself dry, the spunk fusing his leg hairs to his pants like Human Glue

by Herbert Schweffe August 19, 2018

cyock

a cock, with more emphasis.

As Alan stood at the bus stop, he could feel Paul's heavy cyock pressing against his leg.

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017