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SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.
Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!
by brooskitooski November 22, 2009
Get the SCOFI mug.when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.
Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
by brooskitooski January 6, 2011
Get the shitstill mug.toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.
Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
by brooskitooski September 11, 2010
Get the no-ply toilet paper mug.the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass
(Roger and Dave using the urinal)
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
by brooskitooski November 7, 2010
Get the simulflush mug.No Beers Required. Good looking girls that don't need any consumption of alcohol to make them look better. The converse of a Five-Pinter.
by brooskitooski May 20, 2008
Get the NBR mug.Acronym for Staight to Anal. Said of certain female porn stars of marginal looks and/or with very small breasts.
Roger: Hey, Dave! Do you remember Jeannie from high school? I just found out she became a porn star.
Dave: Really? Well, she certainly must be one of those StA girls, for she doesn't have big titties, and she really isn't all that great looking.
Roger: StA? What does that mean?
Dave: Straight to Anal. The only way she'll get noticed is if she takes it in the ass!
Dave: Really? Well, she certainly must be one of those StA girls, for she doesn't have big titties, and she really isn't all that great looking.
Roger: StA? What does that mean?
Dave: Straight to Anal. The only way she'll get noticed is if she takes it in the ass!
by brooskitooski September 20, 2015
Get the StA mug.Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).
(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)
Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?
Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?
Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
by brooskitooski July 29, 2017
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