As likened to a football widow (i.e. a woman that does not like watching football, while her husband loves watching it), these children also do not like football, and are often found reading a LOT during football season
Roger: Hey, Dave! Did you go to Bryan's Superbowl party?
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.
by brooskitooski February 06, 2020
Big Milker Titties. Breasts that are very big, and are most likely filled with lots of breast milk. A tit lover's dream!
Roger: Hey, Dave! Did you check out that new girl in chemistry class? She is HOT!
Dave: Oh, hell yeah! She has wonderful BMTs!
Roger: BMTs?
David: Big Milker Titties. I would give ANYTHING to suck on them!
Dave: Oh, hell yeah! She has wonderful BMTs!
Roger: BMTs?
David: Big Milker Titties. I would give ANYTHING to suck on them!
by brooskitooski February 08, 2020
toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.
Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
by brooskitooski September 10, 2010
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did your date with Lupe go last night? She's a Mexican, right?
Dave: MexiCUNT is the proper term for her. The only green card she is interested in is my AMEX card!
Dave: MexiCUNT is the proper term for her. The only green card she is interested in is my AMEX card!
by brooskitooski April 19, 2017
when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.
Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
by brooskitooski January 06, 2011
Said of a woman who may lack in one bodily attribute, but MAKES UP for it by having a better baodily attribute elsewhere.
Roger: Hey, Dave! What do you think of that new girl Sherri in history class?
Dave: She's OK. She is a make-up girl, though.
Roger: Make-up girl?
Dave: Yes. She does not have big tities, but does MAKE UP for it by having a nice ass. She's not like Denise in Chemistry class, who does not have a nice ass, but makes up for it by having lovely big tities.
Dave: She's OK. She is a make-up girl, though.
Roger: Make-up girl?
Dave: Yes. She does not have big tities, but does MAKE UP for it by having a nice ass. She's not like Denise in Chemistry class, who does not have a nice ass, but makes up for it by having lovely big tities.
by brooskitooski May 28, 2024
No Beers Required. Good looking girls that don't need any consumption of alcohol to make them look better. The converse of a Five-Pinter.
by brooskitooski May 20, 2008