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A subjugated human, that was assigned a serial number at birth.
Bernard: Without a serial number you are the enemy of every state on the Governed Planet

Joe: I disagree, I was taught that Citizen is a good thing

Bernard: Yes its good, citizenship is the fundamental fulcrum of governing humans

Joe: GOD is my savior
by Felix Jabs Arnold August 01, 2018
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Short for Citizens of Humanity, a premium denim line that makes wearers' behinds look fantastic. A portion of the line's proceeds go to charity.
Her ass looks hot in those Citizens!
by melasian October 23, 2006
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n., one who consents to be governed by others. A human being with an inferiority complex. Synonyms: patriot, nationalist, statist, soldier of the fatherland/motherland. A normal. A muggle.
Citizen Jones! You have not voted! You have not displayed the flag! You have been observed jaywalking! Ignorance of the law is no excuse, citizen.
by copyeditor March 09, 2006
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A type of men's haircut that is done to make the person look like an upstanding member of the community. The haircut is short, above the ears and off the collar.
Customer: Hey give me a citizen, I got a court date.
Barber: Will do, we'll get you off.
by Joe Iron May 04, 2007
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A member of a particular group. See also: flying the flag
"Bill's not gay. He's definitely flying the flag, but he's not a citizen. He's more of a metrosexual."
by oldbadger June 25, 2007
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Someone who automatically believes everything the government or its agents (e.g. the media) say. A synonym for a blind patriot. Someone who's programmed to be spoonfed and happily munch on the government's bullshit and doesn't know it--in fact, has grown to like it.
If you believe the government's official story of 9/11, you're more than likely a citizen.

If you've ever said things like "C'mon, why would the FBI make that up?" you're more than likely a citizen.
by salahudeen June 26, 2010
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One of many street names for cocaine. Derived from the the classic film Citizen Kane, the second word in the title being a homophone with caine, another common slang term for the drug.

Chris: Yo, call up the dealer and see if he can score us some Citizen.
Kevin: Jesus, Chris, that's an awfully sophisiticated reference, don't you think?
by Cosmo July 06, 2006
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