a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.
the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then procedding to creep in every picture taken at the aforementioned shindig
When we arrived at the party we thought that Balthazar had already downed 18 beers, but then after seeing him go around the party taking pictures with everyone we quickly realized that he was just pullin the ole scrofani