a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.
the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then procedding to creep in every picture taken at the aforementioned shindig
When we arrived at the party we thought that Balthazar had already downed 18 beers, but then after seeing him go around the party taking pictures with everyone we quickly realized that he was just pullin the ole scrofani
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.