Schofielding
Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.
Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.
As the interview reached its climax, the silver haired chat show host couldn't keep his eyes off the Iraq war veterans bulging biceps. "What must he look like with his top off" he wondered. The commercial break couldn't come quick enough. As he ran to the green room toilets, he discharged violently and without control, soaking the crouch and one entire trouser leg of his immaculately tailored Saville Row suit.
"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry
"it really is time to tell the kids."
"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,
"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."
"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry
"it really is time to tell the kids."
"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,
"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."
by Herbert Schweffe February 7, 2020
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Matt: Well I guess I do kind of like them.
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Everyone: There Matt goes Schofielding again.
Matt: Well I guess I do kind of like them.
Matt: I just can't stand their flavor.
Everyone: There Matt goes Schofielding again.
by TheUberSchnapps May 23, 2019
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