Scroffa

a greek term for bitch and or a fat pregnant pig otherwise known as fat woman that looks like a pregnant pig.

God damn, that's one big scroffa over there.

by Big and Black January 18, 2009

Scroflakes

Dandruff of the testicular region

Kate just loves it when she’s piping her guy off and she finds herself in the middle of a scroflake shower
Dean hates it when he sees scroflakes drifting in his underpants

by Scroflake warrior March 2, 2018

scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

Scoffage

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.

oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.

by 6 and a half February 12, 2018

scroff

A useless, unkempt, pathetic excuse for a human being.

Hey, get out of my rubbish bins you weaselly piece of fermented scroff!

by Freddie Frackshat August 27, 2007

Scruffables

Nick-name given to a person with brown, puppy dog eyes, scruffy dark hair and a protective, friendly sort of nature.

Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.

Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"

Such a scruffables. Like a puppy dog in human form.

by Savie Spectacular March 12, 2010

Scruffaluffagus

When a man is really scruffy to the point where he really needs to shave his face

Jon looked like a scruffaluffagus today; his beard was getting scratchy and unruly.

by D.J. D May 24, 2011