Schwumpler

A Southern american swamp creature similar to a frog, These creatures usually hunt at night and perform diddy like actions on their prey. Their main form of defense is a sticky custard like secretion from their hind legs

oh my god there is a Schwumpler over there, they usually can only be seen at night

Schwumpler by cuuji April 17, 2026

schwappler

An eerily content surfer who will surf anytime, anywhere no matter the conditions.

Guy1: yo you know where Alec is? Im tryin to hit up that og dank kush.

Guy2: yo Alec's schwanking the point right now.

Guy1: dude the conditions are so bad right now, what's he doin?

Guy2: Alec's just a schwappler. He'll hit anything bro.

schwappler by SchwinkLord June 10, 2018

Shrumplerdump 

Someone who is pretty much an overall annoyance and jerk in the way he/she does things. Also, they don't seem to really know where they are going, and are unfair.

"Gosh...I can't believe he still took that for full credit after the entire class failed...that teacher's such a shrumplerdump!"

"That shrumplerdump! He gives us homework then laughs at us for it! It wasn't even for a good cause!"

Shrumplerdump by MrEggsalad November 6, 2008

Scrumpler 

Someone that digs through other peoples trash looking for used stuff. Someone who drives around neighborhoods looking for stuff that other's threw out. Scrumpling/Scrumple.

The Scrumpler drove his 1987 Nissan truck up and down the alley looking for a new chair for his house.

Scrumpler by frodolights January 18, 2007

schwurbler 

A schwurbler is a combination of one or multiple conspiracy theories. It is used often during the corona pandemic to describe anti-vaxxers and anti-corona-demonstrants.

A: Why is Tom against the corona regulations?
B: He is a schwurbler.

schwurbler by anonymous November 22, 2021

Schumper 

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.

Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

Schumper by Bank and bonk boabby May 5, 2021

Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

Schlumper by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003