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Schumper

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.
Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.
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Amy Schumer

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.
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Amy Schumer

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...
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Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.
I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.
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Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale
Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.
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Schumpeter

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.
by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010
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Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist
“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”
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