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couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion
Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then
by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018
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