schlumpmaster's definitions

Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003

fire-breathing vagina

A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.

I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.

by schlumpmaster October 25, 2003